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  • cris8762
    Village Idiot
    • Jun 2002
    • 1763
    #1

    Help on first date!

    Hey guys,

    Well Cris now has a girlfriend!!!!

    Girl at Taekwondo practice came up to me and said she had liked me for a while but didnt want to tell me but now she was ready to ask me.

    So i asked her if she wanted to go see Scary Movie 3 tomorrow, and she said yes.

    Now i'm really looking for tips and things i should do, because this is my first real date and i'm a rookie.

    Anything is welcome, even funny comments, but serious ones are preferred .


    Thanks,
    Cris

    Edit: BTW, i've already got tickets (thnx dad =) ) and i'm driving, i'm 16 if it helps any
    Originally posted by SprayingMango-

    "Excuse me ma'am, need help changeing that tire?" Bow-chica-bow bow! ;) :D "

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    It's okay to mix peas and corn. But don't call it "porn".
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    • -=Squid=-
      #2
      LOL - TOUCH HER BOOBIES!!1!! OMG WTF?!11

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        • PyRo
          President Bioloaf inc.
          • Dec 2000
          • 10186
          #3
          My first girlfriend aprarently found it cute that I had no idea what I was doing

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            • -Carnifex-
              Registered User
              • Jan 2003
              • 1434
              #4
              If things are going well put your hands on the small of her back near the hip.

              If things go pretty well, i.e. kissing, put both hands there and squeeze a bit. Touching her hair is good too.

              If things go reaallly well just remember: You've got to lick it before you stick it. Seriously though, I doubt things will go this well.


              Just tell her she looks pretty, be honest, open doors, etc.
              "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
              - Karl Marx

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                • PyRo
                  President Bioloaf inc.
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 10186
                  #5
                  Cute in a good way before anyone goes there.

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                    • Matt1427
                      People Are Strange
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 367
                      #6
                      be yourself

                      The worst thing you can do is put on a front. Just be yourself and everything else will fall into place.
                      Originally posted by Thordic: I think p8ntball1016 could maybe satisfy a gerbil. With low expectations.

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                        • MiniMag84
                          Needs to pee
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 450
                          #7
                          Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                          LOL - TOUCH HER BOOBIES!!1!! OMG WTF?!11

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                            • cris8762
                              Village Idiot
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 1763
                              #8
                              carnifex-i doubt things will go THAT well, she seems to kinda want to take it a little slower
                              Originally posted by SprayingMango-

                              "Excuse me ma'am, need help changeing that tire?" Bow-chica-bow bow! ;) :D "

                              Good Traders: Outrage86, Cha0tic, Load SM5, DirtyBunny, Personman, SlipknotX556, Kevmaster, Squid, Hostage, Jon/xpm



                              It's okay to mix peas and corn. But don't call it "porn".

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                                • PyRo
                                  President Bioloaf inc.
                                  • Dec 2000
                                  • 10186
                                  #9
                                  Re: be yourself

                                  Originally posted by Matt1427
                                  The worst thing you can do is put on a front. Just be yourself and everything else will fall into place.
                                  What he said, if she doesn't like you unless you put on some front, you don't want her.

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                                    • -=Squid=-
                                      #10
                                      minimag has the right idea just grab her boobs omg wtf girls like that LOL omg rofl ahaha LOl...boobs <take advice from master LOL>

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                                        • cris8762
                                          Village Idiot
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 1763
                                          #11
                                          nice advice
                                          Originally posted by SprayingMango-

                                          "Excuse me ma'am, need help changeing that tire?" Bow-chica-bow bow! ;) :D "

                                          Good Traders: Outrage86, Cha0tic, Load SM5, DirtyBunny, Personman, SlipknotX556, Kevmaster, Squid, Hostage, Jon/xpm



                                          It's okay to mix peas and corn. But don't call it "porn".

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                                            • -=Squid=-
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by cris8762
                                              nice advice
                                              OMG your welcome WTF?!!?/

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                                                • nippinout
                                                  FUSP
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 1231
                                                  #13
                                                  Make sure you don't stank.

                                                  Pits, breath, crotch.
                                                  BAM!
                                                  TNS2K2's Viagra Adventure!

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                                                    • gimp
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 2368
                                                      #14
                                                      cover your stump before you hump!

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                                                        • Kevmaster
                                                          Owners Group Div: Director
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 5475
                                                          #15
                                                          do you need a tutorial or quick refresher chris? Come over to master kev's dorm and i'll show you wassup

                                                          seriously...be POLITE, be YOURSELF, be prepared to spend an assload for not getting any ***...thats a first date for ya. Besides, if you DO get some ***...you prolly dont want it

                                                          K

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