Help on first date!

[Lopy-slopy]

Right after you've settled in to watch the movie, whip out a king-size box of condoms and a vibrator. When she ask's you what the heck you are doing, tell her people watching is a turn on for you. Than proceed to tell her that this is only your first date with somebody who isn't a blood relitive of you and that you realy very VERY experienced. Then say "If I can get my sister pregnant think of what I can do to you". This is guarenteed to get a reaction from your girl.

[OfficerGoat]

Keep your hands off the goods. You can wait for that noise till later on. Just play it like you are with your freinds and it will be all good. Hmmm... also DON'T show off your "mad skillz" in the car.. drive like a normal human being. A)She is not nearly as much fun dead and B) you'll scare the poor girl and she will never talk to you again.

[breg]

1. Don't wear a kilt.

2. Lose the clown nose.

3. Find other things to talk about other than you martial arts class. (i.e. find a common interest)

4. Make up on her is good, on you is bad.

5. Don't talk about yourself all night. Let her know that you are interested in her.

6. Drive carefully. Don't scare the christ out of her by driving live a monkey on crack.

7. Go old school: you pay.

8. Dinner is a good idea as well. I mean real dinner, not Mc Donalds. This also excludes Denny's.

9. No platform shoes or polyester pimp suits.

10. Look into her eyes when you talk to her (they are above her collar).

11. Coffee after the movie is also a good time to talk and get to know her a little better.

[Yamz]

1) Listen to her talk, dont talk about your self all night.
2) Be your self, dont fake it.
3) Treat her with respect, you can make the first move but only so far. (on a first date I dont do more than a kiss on the cheek and the cheek i kiss is above her shoulders)

[dansim]

for gods sake do not piss her off if she is a higher belt than you she will PWNed you

[deathstalker]

Remember what color her eyes are.

Don't wear jeans; make sure your slacks and shirt are pressed.

Use anti-perspirant, preferably unscented, and don't overdo the cologne.

Ask her what perfume she's wearing (make sure she's wearing some before you ask).

Tell her you like the outfit she is wearing. DON'T ask her if she's wearing a thong.

Don't try to kiss her good night until you drop her off.

Open the car door for her (open EVERY door, but many guys forget about the car).

Don't listen to music when you are both in the car.

Don't smoke unless she does.

Wash your hands after you use the men's room (WITH SOAP).

When you drop her off at the end of the night, don't forget to tell her what a great time you had WITH HER. ASK if you can call her, ASK if she would like to go out again, and DON'T ASK if she had a good time (it might make her feel uncomfortable).

When you're at the movie, ask her if she wants the aisle seat.

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by deathstalker

When you're at the movie, ask her if she wants the aisle seat.

Who the hell would prefer an aisle seat?

[PyRo]

Aisle seat is good

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by PyRo
Aisle seat is good

wtf is with you people, aisle seats suxxor.

[PyRo]

This way if you have to leave for some reason you arn't stubming over angry people who will try and trip you because your blocking there view

[Kevmaster]

aisle seat...for a date....no....more like back row middle.....

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by PyRo
This way if you have to leave for some reason you arn't stubming over angry people who will try and trip you because your blocking there view

So your sacrificing a good view of the film for other peopels convenience? Pshh...screw people.

[pito189]

Originally posted by -=Squid=-
LOL - TOUCH HER BOOBIES!!1!! OMG WTF?!11

Great first post.

Seems like a bunch of good advice in here. Definately pay, and open doors for her. They love that. None of these young douche bags do that anymore.

Don't check out other girls while you guys are walking around. Or at least don't let her see.

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by pito189


Great first post.

Seems like a bunch of good advice in here. Definately pay, and open doors for her. They love that. None of these young douche bags do that anymore.

Don't check out other girls while you guys are walking around. Or at least don't let her see.

lol...dont worry people, I wouldnt have posted that if it was anybody other than cris. Hes my internet friend, and somebody I can insult when im down. Sad, yes.

[SlipknotX556]

Pull up in your moms mini-van, they go crazy for the mini-van