I realy hesitate to even link this but it is from CNN...

[cphilip]

So lets try and be mature about this. It is for the prevention of Breast Cancer after all. I have no other motive than that to spread the gospel here.

http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

[Big'n slo]

There is a GOD!!

[Dayspring]

We saw that laght night.

I am personally renting myself out for "medicinal purposes."

[cphilip]

Originally posted by Dayspring
We saw that laght night.

I am personally renting myself out "medicinal purposes."

I suppose I can now proudly wear one of them pink ribbons on my belt?

[jdev]

I have decided that for the good of the community, I will be conducting exerpiments with my girlfriend and report back to you.

I may have to take some time of AO and repeat this process several times daily with different coefficents and in different environments.

ill report back after I have gained signifigant data.

[Eric Cartman]

Man it's too bad that it's fake. Has anyone tried to print that page? I get nothing but a blank. Any idea what's up with that?

[e mag]

You do know it's not actually from cnn right?

[Dayspring]

You might know that, but your girlfriend or wife won't.

[Eric Cartman]

You might know that, but your girlfriend or wife won't.

Or any random hotties walking down the street for that matter.

[dre1919]

That was awesome...I almost fell outta my chair laughing! Whoever created that page is a gentleman scholar no doubt. This was my favorite part here:

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

I read that and was like "Can I please get her as my doctor?" Where do I sign up for this study?

[speeddemon]

Don't be surprised if its gone in a few days, I found that a couple of weeks ago, and the next day, the kid had to take it down because CNN was threatening legal action. But it is funny as crap!!

[fire1811]

Dr. Len Lictepeen

lol

Dr. lic thee peen

[PyRo]

You fell for it haha
I need definatly will need to try that on my girlfriend

/me prints this page

[PyRo]

Everyone who hasn't already needs to see this

[xadamx]

thank god. this is being send to all the lady friends