Pet Peeve of the Day

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by Load SM5
Or put the cereal in the bowl, grab the milk and as you pour it, a flaming Zepplin tears through the kitchen window and sets the cat on fire.

at least you dont have to clean the litter box anymore.

[RRfireblade]

Pour cereal in bowl,pour milk in bowl,have glass bowl fresh out of the dishwasher crack out of the bottom and pour cold milk down the front of your pants,stand up in utter haste and hit your knee on the table,bend over in blinding pain to grab your knee and slam forehead in to table,knock your self out cold for 5-7 minutes,awaken after being unconsious and just as your vision starts to clear up you realize that the large white object headed for your head at a high rate of speed is actually a drop of milk that soon nails you right in the eye.

Jay.

FYI, we no longer have ANY glass bowls in the house.

[gamarada717]

Or eating cereal for a week with what you thought was skim milk, but turned out to be half and half.

[xmetal2001]

Or be rushing to get in position before the preptime ends and when it finally does the coach randomly extends it and you have to sit there!!!

Nobody knows what im talking about, But thats ok.

[xadamx]

going to school and realising that about 5 minutes into your first period you have to take a major huge poopola and the teacher wont let you go so you are sitting there attempting to do the "holy god im going to crap my pants" dance(yet failing terribly) for at least another 50 minutes and fly outta there like a mexican at the border when class is over only to realise once again you have a whopping 5 minutes to take a dump. getting to the toilet, ripping your pants off like last years prom date, sit down, cause a nuclear explosion, then realise theres no TP. then the danged zepplin flys thru the windown and sets the tp in the next toilet on fire....but you use it anyway. then the bell rings. true story

[pbcustom98]

Re: Pet Peeve of the Day

Originally posted by Miscue
Pouring cereal in bowl, and then the milk... to discover that you don't have enough milk.

Grrrr.

i just listened to one of Jerry Seinfeld's skits...he said almost the exact same thing..pretty funny if u ask me :)

[einhander619]

Pet peeve of the day

Attractive crossdressers. Come on, guys, we've all been there.

[Mango]

I eat oatmeal

[-=Squid=-]

Pet peeve of the day: Stupid fat teachers that cant take a ruler to the head without shipping somebody off to dhall.

[OfficerGoat]

Red means stop...... the fact that the folks here in vegas havent figured that one out yet... its amazing how long it takes after the light goes red for cars to stop.

[pbcustom98]

Originally posted by OfficerGoat
Red means stop...... the fact that the folks here in vegas havent figured that one out yet... its amazing how long it takes after the light goes red for cars to stop.

with all the flashing lights in casinos....im guessing lots of people dont even realize they are at a stop light..they think theyve won something

[HoboJudge]

My pet peeve: When my zepplin catches on fire and crashes through a window. Just the other day this guy was complaining to me about setting his cat on fire. I just told him "Chill dude, I got zep insurance."

[RenagadeOfFunk]

Re: Re: Pet Peeve of the Day

Originally posted by shartley

It could be worse....

You could pour your cereal in the bowl, and then pour the milk.... to discover it was not milk, but OJ.

...or water...man i was tired....GAHHHH...my coco crisp!!!

[-=Squid=-]

Oh ya? My grandma has a swimming pool, and it was kinda late, and I decided to go swimming, and im about to dive in and realize I pulled my pants off thinking I was taking a bath. WTF? Thank god nobody else was around.

[trevorjk]

driving behind a grandpa today down a local highway (hwy 11 here in racine county) when the speedlimit is 55 and the gramps is only doing 45 and your right on his *** the whole time but instead of doing anything he just putz along and then every chance your able to pass becuase of the yellow line you cant becuase of a stupid semi or car in the other lane that happened 2 times today thats why i hate wearing pants grrrrr stupid kohls