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[LawFox32]

where does
"when I was 12, I was asian" come from?

these are some good ones, keep em coming,

thanks

[Crimson_Turkey]

Brigands demand your money or your life,
whereas, women require both.

They chrisened their game golf because they were Scottish and revelled in meaningless Celtic noises origionating from the back of the throught.

"Ulgy women always have either 'pretty eyes' or 'beutiful hair.'"

"How can you govern a country with 246 varieties of cheese?"

"The best thing I know betweeen France and England is the sea."

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - They produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. IN Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundered years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

[Lopy-slopy]

"Voted most likly to marry rosy odonald"

"I swear, it's oregano"

"I may be fat, but I have 3 times as many chins as you"

going on the asian theme "voted most likely to be asian"

or"voted most likely to play with balls"

"Monkeys tickle me in my sleep"

[Gitaroo Man]

Originally posted by LawFox32
where does
"when I was 12, I was asian" come from?

these are some good ones, keep em coming,

thanks

he made it up

[Python14]

"Liter is french for GIVE ME SOME F-ING COLA!"-Officer Farva

"Monster truck shows : 5000 rednecks, the smell of Nitrous, Burnt transmissions, and mud....and enough beer to intoxicate Japan" -me

[OfficerGoat]

I bunkered your honor student.

Feeling down? Go kick a midget.

I got humped by a teletubbie.

And of course the always the tried and true,
Don't sweat petty things and dont pet sweaty things.

[gam-e]

s serious one that i'll hold with me forever

"Its better to die on your feet, than live on your knees." -Emiliano Zapata

i got our class to use that one. its awesome.

Dion

[p8ntball1016]

"I want a sandwich named after me." -- Jon Stewart
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." [on Lennox Lewis] -- Mike Tyson
It's better to live one day as a lion, than a hundred as a sheep. --Benito Mussollini

[Sparq]

"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
(Don't use that, I was inspired by the sig pic above me.)

Anything by Jack Handey is good. Specifically "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

[Xerces]

mine was "never fry bacon in the nude"

also consider: "I have a flying car, thanks to the power of lies"

kinda corny but: "Trapped in yearbook printing facility, send help!"

[i like tictacs]

"hotel coral essex" is a good one.

[tony3]

"If you can't take the heat...get an air conditioner, duh!"

[xadamx]

I'm high

[Koosh]

If you sleep on the floor you can't fall out of bed. -Jim Walsh (who stole it from someone else)

Taco Bell doesnt have French Fries -Me

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away. -Jack Handey

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.


But I present to you the GREATEST YEARBOOK QUOTE OF ALL TIME!

Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man. -Jack Handey

[p8ntball1016]

some of my quotes:

dont give bongs to monkeys.

its a word if i say it is

instead of trying and eventually failing, just let someone else fail at it. that way you still have time to waste laughing at their futile efforts.