any good "YO MAMA" jokes? :)

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  • joker4hire
    Registered User
    • Feb 2001
    • 270
    #1

    any good "YO MAMA" jokes? :)

    Heh.. want a good laugh :)

    I have a few oldies

    yo mama is soo skinny, she can hang glide on a dorito!

    yo mama is so hairy, big foot takes pictures of her!

    any others? :)
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    • dansim
      ive been busy
      • Jun 2001
      • 4479
      #2
      you momma is so fat when she went to hawaii the island sank.

      you momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean to go swimming she flodded four continents.

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        • Doobie
          AOsOfficialDrillSergeant
          • May 2001
          • 1237
          #3
          Your mamma so fat...she jumped in the air...and got STUCK!

          She so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the "W's"!

          She so nasty, I talked to her on the phone...and got an ear infection!

          The gun is 1/8" of a game that is a FOOT long!
          (...but a 'mag helps)
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            • PyRo
              President Bioloaf inc.
              • Dec 2000
              • 10186
              #4
              Slap her thigh and ride the waves
              Greenpeace rolled her back into the water when she went to the beach.
              Oh so many.

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                • beam
                  The end.
                  • May 2001
                  • 2036
                  #5
                  Your mother is so mean, I don't like her.
                  <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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                    • KornKamp02
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 547
                      #6
                      Originally posted by beam
                      Your mother is so mean, I don't like her.
                      That's the funniest one I've heard yet!
                      My other marker is an autococker.....

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                        • mcveighr
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 861
                          #7
                          Your mother is so ugly that she looks not like a woman, but more like a man.

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                            • DJBacon06
                              Aww DIP!
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 733
                              #8
                              your mom is so fat that she was taken over by a small militia and was named the republic of your mom.
                              Hit me up on the IM: DJBacon06

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                                • Warewolf50
                                  The evil monkey
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 1444
                                  #9
                                  yo mamma is so fat when god said let there be light, he had to ask her to move.

                                  mcveighr--You think caffeine rocks you should try cocaine.

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                                    • RenagadeOfFunkRTPcf
                                      A.K.A FunK WanG
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 2302
                                      #10
                                      YOUR momma is SOOOOOO stupid she had you...

                                      YOU are SOOOOOO stupid cause you made this thread...


                                      Oh, and to be nice....


                                      Your momma is SOOOO fat she disappears into fat air...
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                                        • CoFFeY[NiTrO]
                                          battle royale
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 3222
                                          #11
                                          Yo momma is so fat my whole family could have breakfast for a year from her rolls.

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                                            • HoboJudge
                                              Registered User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 225
                                              #12
                                              Yo mama is so fat, all the restaurants in town have a sign that says "Maximum occupancy, 250 persons or YO MAMA!"
                                              Have Xbox Live? Check out LiveGamers.net (We're oh so lonely on the forums there)

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                                                • virus
                                                  AO's dirty little secret
                                                  • Oct 2000
                                                  • 1524
                                                  #13
                                                  yo momma so stupid if she had a pet zebra she call it spot
                                                  Virus, King of the Basement Trollz has spoken

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                                                    • personman
                                                      #14
                                                      https://www.yourmom.com

                                                      They are submitted by random people so some(most) of them are stupid and or not funny and or not having anything to do with anything

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                                                        • MaChu
                                                          AO's HalfBreed Mix
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 425
                                                          #15
                                                          Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2hrs to watch 60min.

                                                          Yo mama is so poor she shoplifted a dollar store.

                                                          Yo mama is so fat when she starts running I swear I smell bacon.

                                                          Yo mama is so big when shes around the house, SHES AROUND THE HOUSE.

                                                          Yo mama is so ugly, when she had you, they slapped her.
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