any good "YO MAMA" jokes? :)

[T-Bird]

I tried these on my sister..but it didn't go too well since her mom is my mom as well.............

Your mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.

Your mom is like a TV, anyone can turn her on.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought a Quarterback was a refund.

Your mom is so stupid, she triped over a cordless phone.

Your mom is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Your mom is so fat, I tried to drive around her but ran out of gas.

Your mom is so fat, she uses the interstate as a landslide.

Enjoy!

[PyRo]

Your mom is such a hoe she has a sex menu tatoed on her back, ill take a number six.