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  • O_o
    Registered User

    • Mar 2003
    • 301

    #1

    Mental Capacity Test

    Mental Capacity Test

    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.




    The questions are not that difficult.









    Questions:

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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    The correct answer is:
    Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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    Wrong Answer:
    Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

    Correct Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

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    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
    Which animal does not attend?
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    Correct Answer:
    The Elephant.
    The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
    This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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    4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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    Correct Answer:
    You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
    But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
    AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

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  • SpecialBlend2786
    Registered User
    • Jun 2003
    • 4023

    #2
    0:4!
    well i guess that makes me a profesional then

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    • Leroy717
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      • Nov 2003
      • 27

      #3
      wow...missed every single one. damn preschoolers!

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      • p8ntball1016

        #4
        Originally posted by SpecialBlend2786
        0:4!
        well i guess that makes me a profesional then
        2/4! all hail me!

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        • Brak
          POOP
          • Sep 2002
          • 1996

          #5
          Originally posted by Leroy717
          wow...missed every single one. damn preschoolers!
          so did i, that means im equal to a professional, but not as smart at a preschooler?
          SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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          • toyotaboy12
            e-tough

            • May 2003
            • 3663

            #6
            preschoolers
            heh, i wonder if they could out smart me
            I knew not what I did but am now edumacated

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            • Collegeboy

              #7
              3/4, I missed the second one.

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              • FooTemps
                HURRRR
                • Sep 2001
                • 6702

                #8


                For #2 I said that I was going to open the door, and cram the elephant in with the giraffe

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                • Nick O time
                  Food Pyramid
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 1260

                  #9
                  lol

                  i got all of em wrong. here is another question for you:
                  You are trapped in a closet and the door is closed how do you get out?
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                  Pull down on the handle and push out or any other way you can open a door.
                  dunno if it was that hard, I got it right but like half the kids in my class got it wrong.
                  Last edited by Nick O time; 11-19-2003, 10:06 PM.
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                  • emeraldis
                    -Crawford-
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 46

                    #10
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                    I indeed believe that pre-schoolers hold a lot more mature thoughts than we believe. I think we take their thoughts for granted.

                    That, or they are just full of a bunch of TV and comedy.

                    -Who knows? All of those questions could have been on Blue's Clues.

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                    • TransMan
                      Man Beast!!!
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 3152

                      #11
                      i got the one about teh elephant not being at teh animal meeting but thats was the only one....

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                      • gimp
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 2368

                        #12
                        Wow. I was all wrong. Thats what I get for being an engineering student.

                        1) Chop it up. It might fit.
                        2) An elephant wont fit in a fridge.
                        3) Animals don't hold confrences. That's stupid.
                        4) Umm, get a boat. duh.

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                        • Cliffio
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                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4592

                          #13
                          possibly the worst thread ever...
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                          • Nick O time
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 1260

                            #14
                            lmfao

                            omg Cliffo that is one of the funniest paint pics. lol
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                            • SpecialBlend2786
                              Registered User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 4023

                              #15
                              hahahahahaha, niiiiice Cliffio

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