My brother took a knife to me!

[FragTek]

Originally posted by Potatoboy


Did you actually read?
I hope you're being sarcastic.....

a drink spiked with it not only won't produce diarrhea in the one unfortunate enough to drink the concoction, but ingestion of the product is downright dangerous, making this "harmless" form of retaliation fraught with hazard.

Or course I was being sarcastic!!!!!!!

[-J�ker-]

tape his eyelids shut lol when he pulls the tape of itll prob pull off his eyelashes and of course wait till after you do what you gotta do.

or you could get a bar of soap and wrap it in a towel and beat him with it (supposedly doesnt leave bruises)

[sharpshooter1286]

what they fail to mention about that is, thats when u swallow like the whole bottle, 1 or 2 drops wont have that many effects except for the runs (i have seen this happen, the guy was fine after a few hours on the throne) BUT it is extremely dangerous if u do ne more that that, or even that much will have all those dangerous effects on certain ppl. id reccomend not doing this one, too many risks involved. id also reccomend once u get ur gun fixed, beat the snot out of him and then after ur done, cut his foot

[stalker0]

well thats ok
i have epson salt its safer to use and one of its main purpose is to give diearahhia.

[TraXeR]

cut off the hand he cut you with, thats just like the stealing thing from somewhere in the east, they steal, they look their hand. sounds fair.

[FragTek]

I had a crazy faces of death video that showed some guy in Africa getting his hands and feet cut off, it was so *POOF* gross, made me sick to actually see that *POOF* go down.

AGAIN!

[thump]

get a thick phone book and a pipe.place the phone book on him then beat him with the pipe.it will hurt like he## but it WILL NOT LEAVE A MARK! dont ask how i know this but trust me it works.

[Load SM5]

Fragtek, watch the language.....

[BTAutoMag]

can you say an eye for an eye

[trevorjk]

man one day my little bro was pissing me off in front of a few friends to so to be the nice bro i warned him a few times then he finally came after me with a broom so i picked him up and body slammed him lol funniest scream you could ever hear.... gave him a concusion my mom didnt care as i had witnessess

what did he learn from that... nothing



next occasion hes trash talking me in front of friends i tell him to shut up or im going to kick his ***... process repeats its self over and over again so i knock a tooth out

what did he learn... nothing




my little bro came up to me inschool and started trash talking me in front of a girl... now im pissed i tellhim your walking home and trip him into the crowded halls and then get slapped oh well he did walk home a nice 2 miles

what did he learn... nothing


moral of the story little brothers are and always will be gay unless you get the rarity wichi like to call "smart" brother

[stalker0]

well im going to try to convince him to paintballing next weekend at a friends birthday part hes only gone once and hes afraid to go again. So if he does ill use his fear against him bwhahahahahaha. Show him that his brother doesnt take it from him anymore.

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

Go the grocery store, buy about 10 oranges. Put them in some kind of sake. Duct tape it shut. Pick it up and beat the shiz outta him. Leaves no bruises what so ever. So then he would have no proof. Its the same thing police do wehn there trying to get stuff out of people. One of teachers use to do that, so thats how I know.

[sharpshooter1286]

lol revenge is sweet, i have a funny story of it

im over my friends house, and we go to this new pizza place right near his house that used to be a video store. we go in there get our pizza were all set. almost finished with our pizza, my friend was like im gonna go get some pepper to put on it. he goes over to the little tray, grabs a handful of pepper. a lady who does not even work there but her husband did is like what the &^%$# are u doing? my friend was like im sry im just gettin some pepper? the lady is like r u gonna pay for all that u little F****** smarta$$? he was like um sry jeez. she had us thrown out or they threated to call the police. that same night we decided to do something drastic. his neighbors septic tank was being dug up, so he put on a poncho and goggles and a bandana over his nose. he shoveled a ton of poo-poo out and put it in two different buckets. now, it used to be a video store so there is a quick video return slot. he actually pours it through the slot, which is positioned right behind the stack of pizza boxes. the next day, our other friend went in to check the smell. it smelled so so so so so bad, and they had no idea what it was. i havent been back since

[Aepetty]

ize-E-hot burns bad on the eyes,ears, and thin skin (down there too) my firend put some on my pellow woke you with my face on fire. i sucked so bad . then for pay back i put some down his pants .... he stared to cry it was the best thing i've ever seen .

[SlartyBartFast]

Call the Cops, charge him with assault. If you can't get your Mother to take an interest, maybe they can.

Sounds like your family is in serious need of outside help. Really sorry to hear it.