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  • Southpaw
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    • Aug 2003
    • 534

    #1

    Weird laws

    "There are a lot of crazy laws out there," said Ruben Gardner, Elizabethtown's chief of police.

    Another state law, for example, stated that "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." The law was later amended with: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

    Other unusual laws and proposed punishments from across the state include:

    Throwing eggs (or tomatoes) at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.

    It is unlawful to dye or color a baby chick, duckling or rabbit and offer it for sale unless six or more are for sale at the same time.
    ELIZABETHTOWN, Ky. (Feb. 24) - A state law mandating that people take a bath once a year is just one of many unusual - some bizarre - statutes that are or have been on the books in Kentucky.

    Steve Park, finance director for the city of Elizabethtown, said he's found some interesting laws that were adopted by the city in the late 1800s and that are still on the books.

    "There's one that states if a horse dies in front of a house, the horse owner has 12 hours to have it removed. If the owner doesn't, then it becomes the responsibility of the property owner to have it removed," Park said. "I'm sure that at the time it was a necessary law, but I'm not sure how needed it is today."

    Another local law concerns a dog tax that was imposed. Park said the handwritten statute, found in very old minutes of city council meetings required a small amount for each dog be collected. "The sheriff is to collect the tax or shoot the dog," according to the minutes.

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  • Cliffio
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    • Nov 2001
    • 4592

    #2
    i believe something of this nature was posted quite a while ago, funny stuff
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    • joey d
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      • Apr 2003
      • 2030

      #3
      heh.. laws in my state rock.

      - In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in the rented rooms.
      - It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
      - Dueling with water pistols is illegal.
      - In Boston, it is illegal for someone to take a bath unless ordered by a physician.
      - In 1659, Christmas was outlawed

      hrmm, i dont live in salem, i do have a goatee, i have water pistol fights all the time in the summer. thankfully i dont live in boston, i enjoy a nice hot bath every now and again, and its about time christmas was outlawed that fat bastard breaking into peoples houses, eating their cookies and drinking their milk
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      • PyRo
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        • Dec 2000
        • 10186

        #4
        THe link doesn't work for me

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        • SprayingMango
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          • Feb 2002
          • 4557

          #5
          Here is one: If you run someone over with your car, and the police chase you, and you pull up to your house and run inside they cannot go after you. <--yet another reason I got out of that profession.

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          • FactsOfLife
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            • May 2002
            • 2504

            #6
            in NY

            Also in New York City, it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand.



            This was never a problem as it is well known that New Yorkers flip the bird....

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            • MarkM
              UK Cougars
              • Jul 2002
              • 2433

              #7
              Here's one that is allowed under our law

              Quite often you can be arrested if you take a leak in public..BUT if you pull over and take a leak as long as your left hand is on the left hand rear of your vehicle, you cannot be arrested for indecent exposure or taking a leak in a public place...strange but true.
              We also have a whole bunch of wierd ones there is one where you can legally kill a Welshman within the city limits of Chester after midnight but only if you use a longbow
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              • Jeffy-CanCon
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                • May 2003
                • 1309

                #8
                A friend who did his Master's at York told me that it is legal there to shoot a Scotsman with a crossbow if found within the old city walls.

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                • MarkM
                  UK Cougars
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 2433

                  #9
                  Yes thats right-ish..here's a few more including the Welsh and Scots one...


                  Britain has no written constitution, but rather, laws that have evolved from common custom and tradition. Well, perhaps the government should rethink that approach, given that the following laws are still legal statutes in the UK :
                  A bed may not be hung out of a window
                  All Englishmen over 14 are meant to carry out two hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy
                  It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance
                  Throughout the whole of England, it is illegal to eat mince pies on December 25
                  Tourists take note: It is illegal to leave baggage unattended
                  Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism
                  It is illegal for a member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour
                  In York, upon sight of a Scotsman with the city walls after dark, it is still legal to shoot him with a bow and arrow
                  In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight
                  In Hereford, you can shoot a Welsh person all day in the Cathedral Close, but only on Sunday with a longbow
                  In Scotland, you may not fish on Sundays; and it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow.
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                  • Jeffy-CanCon
                    veteran rec player
                    • May 2003
                    • 1309

                    #10
                    A political science prof once gave us an example of weird parliamentary traditions, and the one that struck me most was the "hat" questions. Certain types of questions, he said, could only be asked if the speaker was wearing a hat. He could not recall what sorts of questions they were. Any idea if that is true, and what the questions might be?

                    I have seen several references to the bit with the Gentleman Usher of the Black Rod getting the door slammed in his face when he goes to the Commons to invite them to hear a throne speech in the Lords. I thought that was a pretty neat one. I don't think we keep that one up in Canada, though.

                    I know we use the same Riot Act as in Britain, which allows for "imprisonment at Her Majesty's pleasure" to those who do not disperse after teh Act is read aloud. the funniest bit is that a riot consists of "three or more persosn tumultuously disturbing the peace". Three!

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                    • Benfica4ever
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 1583

                      #11
                      Connecticut

                      In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.
                      It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
                      In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks in 25 mph, even when going to a fire.
                      In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a Sunday.

                      Umm kinda weird.



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                      • WickeDKlowN
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                        • Jun 2001
                        • 3098

                        #12
                        Florida
                        • In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear of any kind of strapless gown.
                          Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
                          In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.


                        Do I even wanna knwo what they mean by "Strapless Gown"? I'm not a woman, so suppose i can parachute whenever i damn well please, and I don't live in Sarasota.
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                        • UltimatePaintballer
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 2548

                          #13
                          some of these can't be true

                          Wisconsin

                          In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
                          It is illegal to cut a women's hair.
                          It is illegal to kiss on a train.
                          Cheese making requires a license. Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese license.

                          Pennsylvania

                          Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear to be skittings, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bush.
                          In Morrisville, women need a permit to wear cosmetics.
                          Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or the groom is drunk.

                          Oklahoma

                          People who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
                          In Schulter, it is illegal for a woman to gamble while wearing a towel.

                          New Jersey

                          It is against the law to frown at a police officer.
                          In Neward, it is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his/her doctor.
                          It is illegal to slurp soup.
                          In Trenton, it is illegal to throw a bad pickle in the street.

                          just to name a few....
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                          • the_next_guy_
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 429

                            #14
                            In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine. What the hell? And according to this I carry around contraband at school every day: "Due to the ambled name of "Texas Instrument," the TI-82,TI-83,TI-83 ,TI-86, and TI-89 were all banished from California. If caught with one, 4 weeks of prison is assigned. "

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