Toilet size

[beam]

Originally posted by PyRo


Thats just a baby, mine were installed in 1918, i'm crapping in a piece of history

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Pyro, if anyone calls your posts useless again, I will defend you til death. (ok...maybe not)

How can anyone say AO would be better off without posts like this? LOL!

Side Note: Does anyone remember that SNL skit "OOOPS I crapped my pants!" It was a parity of Depends. LOL!

[Thordic]

Originally posted by Miscue


You see, the proper technique is to do a pre-flush... so you can preemptively start the process of getting stuff down the tubes. It will be whisked away immediately, rather than waiting to collect to the point where a clog occurs.

I just visited one of the city's waste treatment facilities... it's rather interesting. The stuff is filtered from the water and then gets put on conveyor belts. At the end, it gets scraped off by a big cheese grater type thing... and falls onto another conveyor belt, then they load it onto trucks.

It's kinda cool to see where your drinking water came from.

My company builds WWTP's. They don't all work like that, I can give you blueprints if you want

And Amy, thats more than I want to know about any female, thanks

[i_baked_cookies]

i clogged my toilet before

yea, but water kept running and the water in the bowl rose, along with my poo, and it went all over the floor, dripped down the stairs, and i had to pick up the poo.


damnit

[Brak]

i poop in the sink.

[cris8762]

brak, u seriously just made me dry heave........damn you

[PyRo]

Originally posted by smee
i clogged my toilet before

yea, but water kept running and the water in the bowl rose, along with my poo, and it went all over the floor, dripped down the stairs, and i had to pick up the poo.


damnit

Moron, just turn off the water to the toilet... Takes 2 seconts.

[UltimatePaintballer]

AHAHAHAHA! poo all over your floor, good thing it hasn't happened for me, i wish that those toilets at camp grounds that went to the ground had bigger openings, more stories on the news how people fell in them

[PyRo]

That would suck oh so incredibly much. I don't think I would want to be rescued, just toss me down a gun so I could kill myself.

[micromag98c]

Originally posted by Bad_Dog
lol... this reminds me of something I've done that's funny. At the ice facility where I play hockey, me and a bunch of teammates where playing ball hockey in the lockeroom with a tennis ball. The ball bounced off the wall and landed in the toilet, so everybody was like "I aint touching it" and I decided to flush it... Industrial toilets really can handle a tennis ball! it flushed with no problem, and since then has been done several times...

at my arena where i play hockey we tried that with a street hockey ball but it wouldnt work so then someone had to pull it out

[PyRo]

Tennis balls are more squish, i'm sure they are providing some nice buisness for a plumber flushing them.

[f3rr3+]

Originally posted by nippinout
My friend has an awesome toilet.

If you lift up the cover for the reservoir tank, you'll see a pressurized chamber for the water. It's such a voilent fury of water that you have to shut the lid.

lol!!!!

[Jet-Xino]

Oops I crapped my pants.

I think somebody had mentioned the SNL skit "Oops I crapped my pants". Figured some of you would get a kick out of that and it seemed to go along with the general theme of the thread.


Enjoy!

SNL Oops I Crapped My Pants!

17 Megs.

[dinger]

ROFL LMFAO!!!!


THAT WAS SO GOOD LOL!!!

and on a side note, if you clog toilets a lot, make sure you aren't using Charmin. studies have shown [and a plumber told me] that Charmin is the leading toilet paper for clogging toilets. its got a design unfavorable to toilets, and when its wet its just a glob of nastyness

[PyRo]

I thought you couldn't pressurize a liquid

[tony3]

I have never clogged a toliet, when I thought I surely would, I had so much crap in there, along with practically a whole roll of toliet paper, and it all went down.

Isn't it so dramatic when you flush it and its not going down, and you can see it losing pressure, and you are like "oh crap I clogged it" and at the last second it goes down?