AHHH!!! Pwn3d by a public toilet!

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  • Butterfingers
    PhD in Automagology
    • Jan 2001
    • 2263
    #1

    AHHH!!! Pwn3d by a public toilet!

    You ever go into one of those public bathrooms with the infared auto flushers...

    Well let me tell you my story about how I was held at seige for 15 minutes by one of these things...

    So there I was taking care of my business... 5 minutes later im done.

    So I go to wipe my bum.... boooshhh..... the thing fluses when i lift up to wipe... ok woah this thing is sensitive...

    Im a little irritated, now my bum is covered in toilet water.

    So I make a second attempt to wipe... boooosh.... WTF!!!!

    Third attempt I try to move slower.... boooosh.... AHHHHHH!!!!

    4th attempt... booosh.... ok it seems like im in a little bit of a predicament here... Panic ensues

    5th attempt I try to cover the sensor with a bit of TP... booosh... it goes off during the attempt...

    6th attempt... now my bum is really really wet... REALLY irritated I think about what im gonna do...

    7th attempt. I decide to wipe with my left hand. Sensor is on the right so maybe if i can avoid moving the whole right side of my body completely it wont go off... I gingerly take some TP wipe my drenching bum down with my left hand... whew it didnt go off this time... so far so good.... BOOOOSH!!!.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    8th and final attempt I give up... my bum was already clean from the last attempt I pull my pants over my wet bum and leave...
    Did you hear about the new european weapons contracts? France is going to make the wooden sticks Spain making the little white flags
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    • Ov3rmind
      Speechless
      • Nov 2001
      • 2637
      #2
      ......
      Converge Kills

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        • Snertz
          H O O N
          • Mar 2002
          • 926
          #3
          Ahahahahahahahaha, I dunno whether to laugh at your or just feel sorry for you

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            • PyRo
              President Bioloaf inc.
              • Dec 2000
              • 10186
              #4
              Moron.

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                • spazzed
                  AOChamp
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 4461
                  #5
                  Glad to see your time's been well spent Butters..lol
                  I'm way too old for this ****.

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                    • sneakyhacker420
                      AO's Uber Green Guru
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 1247
                      #6
                      didnt know that they had such sensitive sensors... but i DO hate the sensors all together

                      just be thankful its not filled with the blue stuff on airplane toilets


                      what ya gotta do is smear a little dingleberry on the sensor... then it can't see light, you'll be fine that way (yes, i've done it before )
                      Proud Member Of The AO Cesspool Since 08-24-2002

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                        • Butterfingers
                          PhD in Automagology
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 2263
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sneakyhacker420
                          didnt know that they had such sensitive sensors... but i DO hate the sensors all together
                          i think sombody went around with a screwdriver turning the IR senor all the way up...

                          cause i walked across the whole row of urinals on the way out and they all started flushing...
                          Did you hear about the new european weapons contracts? France is going to make the wooden sticks Spain making the little white flags

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                            • sneakyhacker420
                              AO's Uber Green Guru
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 1247
                              #8
                              lmfao
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                                • AFRaven
                                  Member
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 255
                                  #9
                                  Thats bad, but I was in one of those stalls once changing. I was going from work (casual dress) to a party for a neighbor at a nice restaurant (more fancy). So I get to the restaurant with a bag with my khakis, a nice shirt, and shoes. I shut the stall door, lock it, and proceed to change. Every movement I made, the toilet flushed. Throughout the period of time that I was changing, it must've flushed at least 16 times. People in the bathroom must've though I had the squirts.

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                                    • AngelBoy
                                      _-=Angel Boy=-_
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 863
                                      #10
                                      Its threads like this that give people like me good quotes for their sigs.
                                      Why go to the light, when darkness has its warmth too....
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                                        • toyotaboy12
                                          e-tough

                                          • May 2003
                                          • 3663
                                          #11
                                          lol!!!!
                                          I knew not what I did but am now edumacated

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                                            • PyRo
                                              President Bioloaf inc.
                                              • Dec 2000
                                              • 10186
                                              #12
                                              Poop in the urinealls
                                              You can ajust the sensors? I must try this.

                                              Isn't it amazing how they use torx screws and such to put together bathroom stalls. I mean who are they to assume I don't have torx sockets or a screw driver in my pocket. Taking things apart that they would never expect is fun.

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                                                • devildog
                                                  I hate my user name
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 1530
                                                  #13
                                                  why didnt you just lift your "bum" off the seat and wipe while squating? that would have been the common sense thing to do.
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                                                    • BobTheCow63
                                                      IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 3832
                                                      #14
                                                      It's still movement that the super-sensor will pick up.

                                                      lol... pwned by a public toilet... hahaha funny stuff.
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                                                        • FalconGuy016
                                                          Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 6127
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Butterfingers


                                                          i think sombody went around with a screwdriver turning the IR senor all the way up...

                                                          cause i walked across the whole row of urinals on the way out and they all started flushing...
                                                          OH MY GOD I HAVE TO DO THAT!!!!!!!
                                                          I need to make a toilet sensor kit to put in my truck, so whenever I come by those I can do that!! THATS SO HILARIOUS

                                                          BOOOOSH!
                                                          Hey
                                                          AIM: FalconGuy016
                                                          BANG!!!

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