playing sick

[illshowumyramrod]

I know it is very wrong... but today i'm playing sick. I'm so happy too, this week has been horrible, and i just wanted a day off. My parents are so gullable, I said that my eyes hurt, and i'm dizzy when i walk. I want to hear some sick days gone bad, where your parents come home and you're not sick at all. I swear, my parents spoil me so much, that if they did come home and I was dribbling a basketball in my basement they wouldn't think another thing of it. I also would like to hear some tips on playing sick. It is so easy for me, but i'd like to know what some of u do. I know there are some people that play sick, I'm one of them, and i am a specialist in that field.

[gibby]

Bueler?

[LittlePaintballBoy]

lol

[.tMan]

well I am sick, a little and i'm staying home. I came home half day yesterday and slept until 9:00. Woke up this morning and am a little dizzy.
whatever,
no school... I'll take it

[RamboPreacher]

interesting.
sounds like a "your grounded" should come in handy here.
I don't like theifs, but to me a liar is worse.

[Quiet]

Meh. He's only hurting himself.

[illshowumyramrod]

not really, our school was cut out early, because of snow. Anyway i am somewhat sick (probably could have gone to school) anyway i'm doing some very educational things. I am reading, and writing. Wow does that sound wierd coming from a 14 year old boy who got the day off. Anyway, so technically i didn't lie. I just exaderated how sick i was. My eyes did hurt, and so did my head. I may have made it out to be much more then it is, and i did get a tad bit dizzy when i walked. I to do hate liars, but i'd rather stay home write books, and read then go to math class, because i would rather have a book published then to learn eight grade math. (Like i said before, I am a very different 14 year old boy who actuall somewhat understands what is going on in the world today) Yes i am arrogant, and yes I am boastful. So hopefully no one will say anything about that, because I already know that i am very very boastful and very very arrogant, but i like it that way

[Restola]

I just called off on my last day at a job I wasn't making any money at (like $400/month working 4 days a week).

My final instrument oral and flight are tomorrow. I'm not going to spend 6 hours sitting around making $20 when I could be studying. My boss was mad and said "lets just say you're done" and I said "ok sweet, see ya".

Back to making 3x more money at my old job starting thursday.

[trevorjk]

wake up in the morning .... go to the bathroom .... flush the toilet .... tell mom you puked ... go back to bed

[illshowumyramrod]

that one is a very reliable scheme... but afte doing it maybe 10 times your mom and dad begin to wonder if ur actually throwing up. Then they say "Next time you throw up.Leave it in the toilet, or ur going to school" Happened to me, can never do it again, although one time i tried meshing a bunch of food together, and dropped it in the toilet.

[BobTheCow]

Originally posted by trevorjk
wake up in the morning .... go to the bathroom .... flush the toilet .... tell mom you puked ... go back to bed

lol I've done that 3 times this year... (shhh FalconGuy don't tell)

[PyRo]

For the past 4 years "mom, I don't feel good, i'm not going to school today" worked fine. Now I just wake up, look at my clock say screw it and sleep through my classes. I need to get a new alarm clock that works all the time

[illshowumyramrod]

lol. My dream job would be something like that... I can wake up whenever i want. I can skip days of work without people higher then me being mad, and i still make 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars a day. Yep not that high of expectations I know. I wish i was Bill Gates

[Sir_Brass]

Skipping class is not exactly the best thing to do. I know I've done it here in college quite a bit, but I was always able to tell when would be a good day to skip, b/c I'd know ahead of time what was being covered. HOWEVER, I do not skip regularly OR often.

I also hate missing class when I'm sick, it's no fun. You feel like crap, and when you finally get over the illness, you go back to class and feel like an idiot b/c you missed a good amount of material that the teacher now just skims over and everone else is following alone fine, except for you b/c you weren't in class b/c you were sick.

[gibby]

Originally posted by illshowumyramrod
lol. My dream job would be something like that... I can wake up whenever i want. I can skip days of work without people higher then me being mad, and i still make 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars a day. Yep not that high of expectations I know. I wish i was Bill Gates

My job is sorta like that...my coworker and I invented the term R.D.O. (Random Day Off)...as long as we notify them through email, it's fine. However, when we get back into work, I do make sure I meet all the deadlines. I only do this when I know I can handle the load when I get back. If we're going to be late, we just email everyone what time we expect to come in and it's all good. I don't make the ga-bizillion dollars though. Maybe my attendance performance has something to do with it? LOL!

But if I had a wish to be someone else..hrm...I wish...I wish...I WISH I WAS HUGH HEFNER!!!