How to Clean a Toilet ... for all you cat lovers out there :)

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  • lopxtc
    Unix Geek
    • Oct 2001
    • 2706

    #1

    How to Clean a Toilet ... for all you cat lovers out there :)

    1. Add one teaspoon of shampoo to the toilet water, and put both lids up.
    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
    4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a " power-wash " and "rinse".)
    5. Have someone open the door to the outside Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
    6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
    7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    The toilet will be sparkling clean!

    Sincerely,
    THE DOG

    Aaron
    Team Managed Aggression, Missouri Paintball

    Pround owner of a 2003 Shocker, and AO.org user ... an almost unheard of combo.

    "Love, Peace, and Shonen Knife!"
    AOLIM - lopxtc
  • PyRo
    President Bioloaf inc.
    • Dec 2000
    • 10186

    #2
    That could actually work fairly well.

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    • Snertz
      H O O N
      • Mar 2002
      • 926

      #3
      Ahahaha, thats a new one ...

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      • p8ntball1016

        #4
        im gonna go get the neighbor's cat

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        • Beemer
          I could tell you but then.

          • Oct 2003
          • 3250

          #5
          better way

          Wouldn't it be better to dry it in the microwave. It could catch cold going outside wet and all.

          Man I love AO it keeps me off the meds and out of therapy.
          Last edited by Beemer; 12-15-2003, 04:50 PM.

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