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  • Timmee
    eBay addict
    • Apr 2002
    • 1770

    #46
    "They were on that like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat"

    Jeff Foxworthy






    There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

    With understanding comes understanding.

    If the saying is true that we are what we eat, aren't we all just cannibals?

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    • Sir_Brass
      I love mechs!
      • Sep 2003
      • 736

      #47
      "Preach the Gospel every second of every day, and occasionally use words." ~ St. Francis of Assissi
      POG Member #919
      CPPA Member #1334
      Proud Member: Team Tactical Markers
      "SP - All your electro belong to us make your time" ~darwin
      "Most Paintball players go through the transition from Novice to Pro before they get a clue and move back down to amateur." ~ Glenn Palmer

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      • Jeremizzle
        >_<
        • Oct 2003
        • 309

        #48
        "Never let school interfear with your education."
        -Mark Twain

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        • the_next_guy_
          official ao member #10261
          • Jun 2003
          • 429

          #49
          speak softly and carry a big stick

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          • Rumble
            Registered User
            • May 2003
            • 284

            #50
            "64k ought to be enough for anybody" -bill gates

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            • mxrider250
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 434

              #51
              "Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and [blank] the prom queen." -The Rock (the movie)

              I'm sure you can guess what the [blank] is

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              • Ginjiroku
                Dazed and Confused
                • Dec 2003
                • 382

                #52
                Originally posted by Tobe2be
                Baseball is all wrong man with 4 balls cant walk.
                that is one of the funniest quotes I have heard in a while.

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                • GhillieGuy
                  I got worms
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 1647

                  #53
                  "It's not the bullet that kills, it's the finger that pulls the trigger"..

                  Saccaramunga for the man with the golden gun..
                  Sig over 50k

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                  • Ultimator
                    ASsDddddddddddF
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 1389

                    #54
                    I have a few, all by Chuck Palahniuk:

                    "According to the agent, the biggest factor that makes you a saint is the amount of press coverage you get ... for instance, if Jesus Christ had died in prison, with no one watching and with no one there to mourn or torture him, would we be saved? ... The key to salvation is how much attention you get. How high a profile you get. Your audience share. Your name recognition. Your press following. The buzz."

                    "You realize people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world. It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling."

                    "You realize there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled? You realize the agent was right. You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne."

                    "I see in Fight Club, the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential. And, I see squandering. God damn it! An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables: slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing car and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man--no purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars . . . but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact and we're very, very pissed off."

                    See my signature.
                    Last edited by Ultimator; 12-28-2003, 09:22 AM.
                    The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.

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                    • Warewolf50
                      The evil monkey
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 1444

                      #55
                      Heres a couple
                      "Theres an evil monkey in my closet."
                      "Then i thought to myself wouldnt it be marvilous if i was homosexual"
                      "Someone peed in my pants"
                      U know what i havent had in a while....................big league chew."

                      Arggggggggg i watch way to much familyguy.

                      mcveighr--You think caffeine rocks you should try cocaine.

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                      • FactsOfLife
                        Conservative Jihadi
                        • May 2002
                        • 2504

                        #56
                        Hesoever that believeth in Me shall have life everlasting.

                        --HIM

                        'I guess John Kerry went into the primaries without a plan to win the election.' - Ann Coulter
                        All you ever needed to know about how the left thinks in one video.
                        The Thinking Conservatives Website
                        Hey Michael Mooron, THIS is what a documentary looks like.

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                        • chizle97
                          Save the Empire!
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 647

                          #57
                          the one in my sig

                          "Damn the man. Save the empire!"

                          "Your a good guitar player. Too bad you have to DIE!"
                          - empire records

                          "nobody f$#@s with the jesus"

                          - the big labowskie

                          "it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."
                          -American Beauty
                          DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!!
                          --------(S.P.)---------(AGD)
                          classic "steel monstrosity"
                          GWAR Slave #1501
                          (UN)Official AO Prankster

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                          • the_next_guy_
                            official ao member #10261
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 429

                            #58
                            "The kids need to save themselves because the parents have no clue." -Donnie Darko

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                            • HoppysMag
                              Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 3494

                              #59
                              Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
                              roughly translated "some times i get the urge to conqure large parts of europe. - ceaser, or napolean i forget...

                              remember, pillage BEFORE you burn.- anon.

                              "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
                              --John F. Kennedy

                              "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
                              --Tallentyre/ Voltaire ?

                              "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."-- Sir Winston Churchill

                              "The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."
                              -William Westmoreland

                              "The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave."
                              -James A. LaFond-Lewis

                              "Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
                              -Italian Proverb

                              "A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."
                              -Martin Luther King, Jr.

                              "If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved."
                              -Kahlil Gibran

                              "As I walk through the valley of death i fear no one, because I am the baddest mother****er in the valley"--George Patton

                              "My job is to kill people and break things." Gen. George S. Patton USA

                              Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero-Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow

                              "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
                              -Edmund Burke

                              "Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being."
                              -Kahlil Gibran,

                              "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
                              -Theodore Roosevelt

                              "Ours not to reason why
                              Ours but to do and die."
                              -Alfred Lord Tennyson

                              " So live, that when thy summons comes to join
                              The innumerable caravan, which moves
                              To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
                              His chamber in the silent halls of death,
                              Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
                              Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
                              By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
                              Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
                              About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams'
                              selection from Thanatopsis by William Cullen Bryant

                              "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies."
                              Last edited by HoppysMag; 12-24-2003, 04:51 PM.
                              "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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                              • Lee
                                Team Trigger Happy
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 2395

                                #60
                                "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."
                                -Ernest Hemingway

                                "Fast is fine, but accuracy is finer. You have to learn to take you time and do it in a hurry."
                                -Wyatt Earp


                                "He had 4 o'clock in the morning courage. You could wake him up at 4 a.m. and tell him his flank had been turned and he'd be as cool as a cucumber."
                                -Historian Shelby Foote on Ulysses S. Grant

                                "It's not easy being green."
                                -Kermit D. Frog

                                "Fill your hand you son of a *****!!!!"
                                -Rooster Cogburn

                                "You could be another Lincoln, with the things that you'd be thinkin', if you only had a brain...."
                                -the Tinman

                                "It is said that 90% of life is just showing up. So, now that you're finally here, feel free to get the **** away from me at anytime."
                                -Me

                                "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
                                -Verbal Kint

                                "Always charge an ambush."
                                -Marine Corps mantra, Viet Nam

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                                "They do not preach that their God will rouse them a little before the nuts work loose."
                                -Rudyard Kipling: The Sons of Martha
                                "To understand the Automag, you have to think like an air molecule."
                                -Sparky Melber

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