Your favorite qoute

[Timmee]

"They were on that like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat"

Jeff Foxworthy

[Sir_Brass]

"Preach the Gospel every second of every day, and occasionally use words." ~ St. Francis of Assissi

[Jeremizzle]

"Never let school interfear with your education."
-Mark Twain

[the_next_guy_]

speak softly and carry a big stick

[Rumble]

"64k ought to be enough for anybody" -bill gates

[mxrider250]

"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and [blank] the prom queen." -The Rock (the movie)

I'm sure you can guess what the [blank] is

[Ginjiroku]

Originally posted by Tobe2be
Baseball is all wrong man with 4 balls cant walk.

that is one of the funniest quotes I have heard in a while.

[GhillieGuy]

"It's not the bullet that kills, it's the finger that pulls the trigger"..

Saccaramunga for the man with the golden gun..

[Ultimator]

I have a few, all by Chuck Palahniuk:

"According to the agent, the biggest factor that makes you a saint is the amount of press coverage you get ... for instance, if Jesus Christ had died in prison, with no one watching and with no one there to mourn or torture him, would we be saved? ... The key to salvation is how much attention you get. How high a profile you get. Your audience share. Your name recognition. Your press following. The buzz."

"You realize people take drugs because it's the only real personal adventure left to them in their time-constrained, law-and-order, property-lined world. It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling."

"You realize there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled? You realize the agent was right. You've never seen a crucifix with a Jesus who wasn't almost naked. You've never seen a fat Jesus. Or a Jesus with body hair. Every crucifix you've ever seen, the Jesus could be shirtless and modeling designer jeans or men's cologne."

"I see in Fight Club, the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential. And, I see squandering. God damn it! An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables: slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing car and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man--no purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars . . . but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact and we're very, very pissed off."

See my signature.

[Warewolf50]

Heres a couple
"Theres an evil monkey in my closet."
"Then i thought to myself wouldnt it be marvilous if i was homosexual"
"Someone peed in my pants"
U know what i havent had in a while....................big league chew."

Arggggggggg i watch way to much familyguy.

[FactsOfLife]

Hesoever that believeth in Me shall have life everlasting.

--HIM

[chizle97]

the one in my sig

"Damn the man. Save the empire!"

"Your a good guitar player. Too bad you have to DIE!"
- empire records

"nobody f$#@s with the jesus"

- the big labowskie

"it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."
-American Beauty

[the_next_guy_]

"The kids need to save themselves because the parents have no clue." -Donnie Darko

[HoppysMag]

Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum
roughly translated "some times i get the urge to conqure large parts of europe. - ceaser, or napolean i forget...

remember, pillage BEFORE you burn.- anon.

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
--John F. Kennedy

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
--Tallentyre/ Voltaire ?

"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."-- Sir Winston Churchill

"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."
-William Westmoreland

"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave."
-James A. LaFond-Lewis

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
-Italian Proverb

"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"If my survival caused another to perish, then death would be sweeter and more beloved."
-Kahlil Gibran

"As I walk through the valley of death i fear no one, because I am the baddest mother****er in the valley"--George Patton

"My job is to kill people and break things." Gen. George S. Patton USA

Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero-Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

"Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a human being."
-Kahlil Gibran,

"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
-Theodore Roosevelt

"Ours not to reason why
Ours but to do and die."
-Alfred Lord Tennyson

" So live, that when thy summons comes to join
The innumerable caravan, which moves
To that mysterious realm, where each shall take
His chamber in the silent halls of death,
Thou go not, like the quarry-slave at night,
Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed
By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave
Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch
About him, and lies down to pleasant dreams'
selection from Thanatopsis by William Cullen Bryant

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies."

[Lee]

"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."
-Ernest Hemingway

"Fast is fine, but accuracy is finer. You have to learn to take you time and do it in a hurry."
-Wyatt Earp


"He had 4 o'clock in the morning courage. You could wake him up at 4 a.m. and tell him his flank had been turned and he'd be as cool as a cucumber."
-Historian Shelby Foote on Ulysses S. Grant

"It's not easy being green."
-Kermit D. Frog

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!!!!"
-Rooster Cogburn

"You could be another Lincoln, with the things that you'd be thinkin', if you only had a brain...."
-the Tinman

"It is said that 90% of life is just showing up. So, now that you're finally here, feel free to get the **** away from me at anytime."
-Me

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
-Verbal Kint

"Always charge an ambush."
-Marine Corps mantra, Viet Nam