Your favorite qoute

[p8ntball1016]

watch the first part of full metal jacket for my favorite quotes.

[tobz]

My favorite quotes...

Are mine, usually drinking...

"Well, I guess you had to be there... but then again, I wasn't there either." - Trying to retell a story while drinking that was originally told to me by my roommate.

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. And I'm not lying.... to you." - Too many shotgunned beers.

"My goal for next semester is to say, 'Devon, I had fun with your sister.'" - My roommate' sister is nice...

Here is a couple from my roommates:

Jon:

"Dude, I just realized backdooring people is cool." - I taught Jon how to play counterstrike and he shot someone in the back.

"Dude, I just smoked my dongle." - He broke his dongle for his network cable.


Devon:
"I'm just tryin' to get Dustin's *** goin'.." - Not sure..

And lastly, a drunk girl that I had at my apartment a couple weeks ago..

"T.J., is your name Michael?"

Those are classics from my apartment.. Maple 203

Peace.

T.J.

[trevorjk]

"F--- that *hit" me

[Southpaw]

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein-

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan-

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
-Ronald Reagan-
Said during a radio microphone test, 1984

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
-Anonymous-

[Rooster]

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. ... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." ~ Jayne Cobb

"Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak." ~ Jayne Cobb

"we could play shut the hell up, is that a fun game ?" ~ Jayne Cobb

"Ask yerself afore you act, "Am I willing to relocate?" ~ Jayne Cobb

"Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap some gorram idjit upside the head. " ~ Jayne Cobb

"To get your answers, you just need to scare him. Pain is scary. " ~ Jayne Cobb

Its like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain - Captain Murphy

On a scale of 1 to awsome, I'm super great. ~ Strong Bad


They are afraid they will be seen as nothing, it is liberating to know I am nothing. ~ me

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. ~ M.K. Gandhi

"Thats only true if you are too stupid and backwards to invent something that protects your eyes and puts out the eyes of your enemies." - me

[totalknockout]

all i have in this world is my balls, and my word and i dont break um for nobody scarface


I think some people should get all of there tools taken away from them from being stupid and tearin 8 paintball guns up in 3 months and havin there mommy buy them new ones. totalknockout


I think excuses are like buttholes they all stink

coach bailey

my foot is gonna have a apointment with your butt if you dont stop
coach bailey

[f3rr3+]

Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death is one of the things that Nature wills.

-Marcus Aurilius

(for those of you who dont know him, DIE!!!!!!!!!!)

[breg]

Our only hope is that we have gone to such extent that anyone in the position to bring the hammer down has no chance of believing anything we have done.

Hope? Hope is the carrot dangled infront of the tired draft horse to make it go further. I suggest that we remove the carrot and go forward with our eyes open.

[Creative Mayhem]

I don't really know any good quotes that are thought provocing, but I have been saying something to my friends for as long as i can remember.

"Life is too short, not to get what you want" - Me

I try my best to live up to this quote/phylosify(sp?), but sometimes life itself gets in the way.

[bleachit]

"Mr. Simpson, I must ask you to pay for your purchases and leave and Come again"
-Apu

[Komoh]

"To live outside the law,
you must be honest"

Don't know who said it but it is the truth

[FactsOfLife]

For all you pacifistic types....

"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving an entire nation of arms as the blackest."

-- M. Ghandi

"If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."

-- the Dalai Lama

[Collegeboy]

And from the other side

Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead

War is an instrument entirely inefficient toward redressing wrong; and multiplies, instead of indemnifying losses.
- Thomas Jefferson

True pacifism is not unrealistic submission to an evil power. ...It is rather a courageous confrontation with evil by the power of love, in the faith that it is better to be the recipient of violence than the inflicter of it, since the latter only multiplies the existence of violence and bitterness in the universe, while the former may develop a sense of shame in the opponent, and thereby bring about a transformation and change of heart.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I know war as few other men now living know it, and nothing to me is more revolting. I have long advocated its complete abolition, as its very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a method of settling international disputes.
- Douglas MacArthur

To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason.
- H.L. Mencken

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