Aos 8

[dansim]

heres your challenge contestants, im feeling kinda xmasy, and i would like a nice xmas haiku, i want you to write an original xmas haiku, it must contain the following words

Snowman
Reindeer
Santa
eggnog

preferably funny but ill except anything original,non entrants recieve 5 autovotes towards the end tally against them. you will have until 5pm est thursday to finish

haiku
5 sylables
7sylables
5sylables
(right?) and you can keep going in that pattern i belive
you must adhere to the sylable rule anyone without the correct amount is disqualified, one entry per person feel free to edit and re edit you original until 5pm tommorow

these are the contestants please no outside help and no one else may participate, thanks


Benfica4ever
spongebobsquarepants
ShooterJM
ASDadam
Paintballaholick
Wicked Wayz
archangel kid

[fcpchop]

hahahaha this is a good one

[SpongeBobSquarePants]

I'll get started asap. This one is gonna be tuff though.

[dansim]

Snowman
Reindeer
Santa
eggnog


i built a snowman
but i had too much eggnog
it looked like santa
dry humping his 8 reindeer
santa showed up ,shocked
he bellowed "it was not me!"
"i was in brazil"
"but thats what i get having,
r kelly house sit
should have called mj instead"
well what can i say
except for merry xmags
and wow this is hard

[ShooterJM]

Re: Aos 8

Originally posted by dansim
heres your challenge contestants, im feeling kinda xmasy, and i would like a nice xmas haiku, i want you to write an original xmas haiku, it must contain the following words

Snowman
Reindeer
Santa
eggnog

Santa drank eggnog
Who knew what would befall him
Reindeer filled his cup

Snowman joined the fun
Whiskey and beer (for good cheer)
Were consumed that night

They both drank lots more
They both called their wives a whore
And moved to Vegas

They bet all the toys
Snowman lost his family jewels
Santa lost his sleigh

Elves cried, Santa lied
His wife left town, Snowman drowned
Merry Christmas all.

heheeh wooohooo I couldn't actual word but you get the word I was gonna use....

[ShooterJM]

Yeah I know, I'm trying to figure out how to change three of the lines a bit.

I have till 5 right?

[paintballaholick]

aight...here it goes

The eggnog is spiked
ha.. santas reindeer are drunk
snowmen are pointless

I wish it would snow
ho ho ho... off with the head
the snowman is dead

[Archangel Kid]

Re: Aos 8

Snowman
Reindeer
Santa
eggnog

Driedle Driedle clay
Santa is against these toys
They have wierd symbols

Santa drinks spiked
eggnog to enjoy snowmen
Reindeer get jealous

[dinger]

haikus are 3 lines, not sequences of 3 lines

why the hell can't i participate

[ShooterJM]

Originally posted by dinger
haikus are 3 lines, not sequences of 3 lines

why the hell can't i participate

Actually a haiku VERSE is a sequence of 3 lines traditionally. I've seen haiku's go over 13 verses.


Also, it's because we're in the middle of a game with a set number of participants.

[ASDadam]

(Hey Hey my my by Neil Young verse)

Hey Hey Santa Clause
He got ahold of eggnog
And Ran over Rudolf
Hey Hey Santa Clause
Mrs. Clause Banged Frosty
Santa gets nothing
Hey Hey Santa Clause
Melt that Snowman down
And shoot Reindeer
Hey Hey Santa Clause
He's gonna get a chainsaw
Hey Hey Santa Clause

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Snowman
Reindeer
Santa
eggnog



Santa is real fat
Reindeer and Snowmen are cold
I want eggnog now


there, i participated. now I dont get 5 votes against me.

[Benfica4ever]

I Hit santa clause
A snowman threw some egg-nog
Mommy made me mad

I dont like Chirstmas
My reindeer doesent like me
But i smacked his a$$

as long as i participate im happy.

[fcpchop]

tahts wasn't bad brian, wow u have a woping 3 posts

[paintballaholick]

Originally posted by fcpchop
tahts wasn't bad brian, wow u have a woping 3 posts

actually that doesnt work

momm-y made me sor-ry.... thats 6, not 5