slide out from underneath... grab neck of naked guy... flip off of the back of bench (if its a bench) onto the floor... punch in face... and while he's laying on the ground holding his recently broken face, step on his grapes... 
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Put him in a headlock, drag him out of the changeroom, and bar the door for a while so he has time to think about it.
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Dude just knee him in the balls.. You can have perfect aim as you know where they will lye..
g'luck
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Just put it in his butt, he'll never come near you again.
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If anyone tried that to me, they would not be able to walk for at least a few months, their face wouldn't be recognizable, property in the vacinity would suffer damage, they would cry if they ever saw me again, etc... and they might not ever be able to have children.
In other words, I would break them in half.. Comment
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hehehe, well that all sounds good and all. but I dont think i could do it
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what do you wear swimming? just do what we waterpolo players and swimmers at my school do. pool deck change just dont drop your towel. try it like 4 times and youll get it down. no need to gop to the locker room after school.
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he shouldnt have to learn to do that just so he can avoid almost getting teabagged in the locker roomComment
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i say if you felt violated file charges, what they did is way past just joking around.[*img]http://www.browndotdesign.com/Xodus/AO/YeahThatsMe.jpg[/img]
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Well first off I would have decked the guy as well. Maybe stomped him a bit while he was down.
Yes, you should report it. This upset you. It may traumatize a younger guy. If these Soccer Fairies think they can do this at will, they will.
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haha now thats comedy
maybe you should give him a lappy tomorrow"The Few Who Do Are The Envy Of The Many Who Only Stand And Watch"
Alway Remember *343*
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lol I think locking him outside the locker room is the best choice so far
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Common sense. Its a locker room:
1.He starts lap dancing
2.You grab him
3.Position him and his baggage between the locker door
4.Grab locker door
5.Slam locker door
6.Open locker door
7.Repeat steps 5-6 until satisfied
Gotta lay down the unwritten law of the locker room. Rule #254.05 Section III A: "If any homosexual acts are conducted without the consent of a fellow locker mate in the vicinity of a locker room, its a no holds bar, anything goes, rumble"Last edited by Mateo; 12-20-2003, 02:32 PM.*Imagine a big flashy creative sig pic that either involves a cartoon, paintball player, some stupid internet movement or symbol with my name creatively tied into it because I'm too lazy to make one and if you don't like it, get over it!
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<---------------------------------Ha Ha
Or you could just point and laugh!
and ask him where he finds condoms that small
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Yeah....stay away from soccer players
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