Stupid Singing Bass

[Failure]

Billy the Bass. Ok, I can't stand this thing anymore. It was cool when it first came out, funny and a cool idea. Now that everyone has one in at least one room at every house you go to, it's really annoying. Today was the last straw. I went onto a customers beautiful $200,000 wooden boat, such a gorgeous boat...was an Albin. Walked past the galley(kitchen) and I hear " take me to the river...". I wanted to take its advise and launch it into the river. Rant, rant, rant.

[Miscue]

Yep, that thing takes about 5 seconds to get old.

[cphilip]

So I guess you will be happy when you get the one "Tom the Turkey" for Christmas?

[Failure]

Lol, haven't seen the turkey yet but the caddyshack gopher is getting annoying too.

[cphilip]

Yep! They got a Turkey and a Moose head too! Not to mention a Trout and a Walleye!!!! You got a lot to look forward to...

[Ground_zer0]

What about the duck that sings "Hit me with your best shot," or what about the linux hacked singing fish on slashdot. They were teaching it to sing and dance to differnt songs and stuff. -Matt

[graycie]

what about the santa with the elvis pelvis? i guess they tried to make it look like it was dancing but all it does is throw its hips around.

[cphilip]

Oh HO! yes gracie have seen one. That Saint Nick can sure shake some serious booty can't he?

[graycie]

i saw the elvis pelvis santa in the middle of july in a department store. first i thought why the heck are they displaying a dancing santa in the middle of july? then thought this should not be viewed by the eyes of young children. can you imagine a bunch of little kids shaking their hips around mimicking the dancing santa?? thats just frightening i say.

[wicked_mag]

sounds like these things would be great for target practice...hmmmmmm....

[cphilip]

Well gracy the one I saw actaully had something protruding out the front of his...well...um....er...Santa Suit. I was like...Oh MY GOD...Put That thing away or you'll poke someones eye out!!!! Old Saint Nick is also a jolly old elf!I can just see some kid in the store pointing to it and saying real loud "Look Ma...Santa's got a woody too!"

[Failure]

I don't know CPhilip, Mrs. Clause was quite a dish.

[Hasty8]

How about Pikacu?

For my son's thrid birthday I got a pikacu pinata. The one with the strings you pull from the bottom to get the candy to drop.

As the party was winding down my mom saw the infernal beast sitting on top the garbage pile and commented on what a loss it would be to just throw it away.

At that moment my brother's eyes caught mine and the synapses fired. "TARGET"!!!

We brought that poor doomed craeture back to moms house, stuck a shovel in the bakyard dirt and rectified that little critter on the pole. (The to be safe we hung a tarp behind him as a ball stop. We share backyard property lines with our neighbors.

Then came out good 'ole Betsy. My Emag. My beloved. We filled the loader, turned on the Warp and gassed her up.

If Pikacu was alive I am sure his sphincter would of twitched upon hearing the lovely little click you get when you first power up the Emag. I lined up a god spot at took aim, squeezed the trigger, saw the ball fly out the barrel and...nothing. No mark. No splat. Nothing. We definately heard the ball hit.

Upon closer inspection we realized what had happened. The pellet went straight through poor little pikapukes eye!

Well, that was it. Needless to say the glee in our hearts was rapidly sent to our trigger fingers and after 5 minutes of shooting while laughing hysterically (which is a lot harder then it sounds) all that was left of poor pikacu was a few chucks of cardboard and piles of blue goop (the balls were a blue fill) It honestly look as if the little @(%&#$ exploded.

I'm still laughing by booty off as I think back to that day.

Ah, the memories.

[Hasty8]

Man. It's late in the day.

I can't type for crap right now. So many typos.