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  • Captain Canuck
    AO's Defender of BEER EH?
    • Aug 2003
    • 59

    #1

    Merry Christmas EH?

    Merry Christmas to all, and too all a good beer EH?

    Hope everyone has a safe and happy Christmas, especially to my fellow canadians and all you guys overseas.
    YOU CAN'T HURT ME!!! I HAVE PERFECT HAIR!!!
  • MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata
    Another One Bites The Dust
    • Feb 2003
    • 2246

    #2
    I think you forgot an EH

    and Merry Christmas
    Love Will Tear Us Apart

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    • p8ntball1016

      #3
      whats this all aboot eh? how boot we get some bacon eh??

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      • illshowumyramrod
        Cockers for life!
        • Oct 2003
        • 278

        #4
        i learned in geograpy that eh means either "i don't understand, or "how u doing" or "whats up. It depends on what tone u use it in.It is probably used in that way up in the Bush. But this also is an american, and it could mean something else to canadians.
        Email: [email protected]
        Aim: Halo4840

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        • Load SM5
          Scruffy Administrator

          • Oct 2000
          • 6772

          #5
          And in honor of Captain here's a little Canadian Christmas Song...eh. Merry Christmas Hosers!!!!!!!


          Bob: Ok g'day. This is the Christmas part of the album, you can play this at your Christmas partys uh, or to yourself on Christmas eve if there is nothing else to do
          Doug: G'day eh? in case you thought like I wasn't on this part.
          Bob: Oh i gaurentee ya, you'd be on.
          Ok so good day, this is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get your true love for Christmas.
          Doug: Look out the window!
          Bob: Where? Whaddya doin?
          Doug:Snow!
          Bob: Oh it's the great white north, and it's snowin cuz its Christmas time.
          Hey, hoser! heres a quiz.. quiz for doug:
          Doug: Ok, I got my thinking toque on!
          Bob: Yeah, right. What are the 12 days of Christmas?
          Doug: Um.
          Bob: Cuz figure it out , right? Christmas is when?
          Doug: The 25th.
          Bob: Right, well whats the 24th? Xmas eve ,right.
          Doug: Thats 2.
          Bob: Then , whats after that?
          Doug: Wrestling day
          Bob: No.
          Doug: Boxing day.
          Bob: Thats 3. Then whats after that? Nothin'.
          Doug: New years.
          Bob: 4.
          Doug: New years eve.
          Bob: 5. Where da ya get 12?
          Doug: Uh... theres 2 sat's and sun's in there , 4. Thats 9 and 3 other days which i believe are the mystery days.
          Ok, this is our Christmas song, in case ya don't know what to get someone for Christmas.
          Doug: Theres lotsa ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck. By the way , thats me on the organ.
          Bob: Ok geeze.
          Doug: Ok, you start.
          Bob: Ok, on the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. beer.
          On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 2 turtlenecks, and beer.
          On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks, and beer. There should be more there, eh? Where?
          On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. 4lbs of backbacon, 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks, and beer in a tree. Oh. See? ya need more.
          On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. 5 GOLDEN TOQUES! 4lbs of backbacon, 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks, and beer in a tree.
          On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. 6 packs of two-four. 5 GOLDEN TOQUES! 4lbs of backbacon, 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks, and beer in a tree.
          Ok.
          On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. 7 packs of smokes, 6 packs of two-four, 5 GOLDEN TOQUES! 4lbs of backbacon, 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks, and beer in a tree. oh, i keep forgettin'.
          whew, this should be just the 2 days of xmas, this is too hard for us!
          On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.. 8 comic books, 7 packs of smokes, 6 packs of two-four, 5 GOLDEN TOQUES! 4lbs of backbacon, 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks, and beer in a tree.
          Wow,That beers empty
          Day 12.
          G'day and welcome to day 12.
          Yeah.
          5 GOLDEN TOQUES! 4lbs of backbacon, 3 french toast, 2 turtlenecks, and beer in a tre-e.
          Where did you learn to do that? Uh, Albums. Boy, so thats our song merry Christmas, and g'day. G'day everybody. Happy new years.
          Ok, ya know what ya left out? What? Donuts. I told you to get me donuts. Oh no! Either on the 9th day, or the 10th day or the 11th day. I wanted donuts. The song is over merry Christmas everybody, or the 12th you coulda gotten me a dozen donuts. Go to the stores and get some presents. you coulda gone down to the donut shop where you buy a dozen donuts, you get another donut free. Then it coulda been 13 for the 13 days of Christmas.
          Next Christmas, get me a chainsaw.
          Take off!
          Boy that song was a beauty.. it moved me. Yah , it ranks up there w/ stairway to heaven.
          What?


          Moorewatch

          If you read this, thank a teacher.
          If you read this in English, thank a soldier.

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          • wyn1370
            ...--...
            • Feb 2001
            • 3821

            #6
            load is that from the christmas album?
            I was going to pic it up
            You are the Wormtongue of AO.~bofh

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            • Load SM5
              Scruffy Administrator

              • Oct 2000
              • 6772

              #7
              Sure is. Awesome album.


              Moorewatch

              If you read this, thank a teacher.
              If you read this in English, thank a soldier.

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              • Beemer
                I could tell you but then.

                • Oct 2003
                • 3250

                #8
                Aye

                I think its spelled wrong. Here is how you say it

                Merry Christmas



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                • Kai

                  #9
                  C_Mayhem's alter ego?!

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                  • Cheeseball24
                    Shwing
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 128

                    #10
                    yeah go canada!!!

                    Merry Christmas


                    ~Twisted Fate~

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                    • 1stdeadeye
                      Still around????
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8501

                      #11
                      Funny load! Doug and Bob Mackenzie were the best. Strange brew is one of my all time favorite movies!!!!!

                      Merry Christmas you crazy Canuck. I didn't know you guys had Christmas north of the border, eh?

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