Some facts about Santa

[magman007]

Re: Some facts about Santa

Originally posted by viper_ssc
Proof That Sant Isn't Real

# 5 - 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fasion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer each will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per second. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and creat deafening sonic booms in there wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal force 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. a 250 pound santa(which would seem ludicrously slim) would be PINNED against the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

IN CONCLUSION - If santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, HE'S DEAD NOW!

Man i cracked up after reading that, something about the vision of little reindeer bursting into flames just tickeled me funny.
GREAT POST MAN!

[oldsoldier]

wait...explain this again?

[sharpshooter1286]

its called santa's magic, idiot

[hockaloogey]

yeah really dummy - he's got da magic dust. plus he has to be real because you see him at malls and in front of stores in stuff. he owes me about $45 in poker and keeps asking me to bail him out of jail. apparently he killed some mathematical punk who didn't believe in him!!!!

[fcpchop]

Originally posted by hockaloogey
yeah really dummy - he's got da magic dust. plus he has to be real because you see him at malls and in front of stores in stuff. he owes me about $45 in poker and keeps asking me to bail him out of jail. apparently he killed some mathematical punk who didn't believe in him!!!!

hahaha, yup that sounds like 'ol santa, always gettin in trouble with authoritys

[Ginjiroku]

you've ruined my x-mas! noooooo!!!!!





just kidding


lol, the last parts are really funny
and Saint Nick did exist but he was a bishop. I just found this link(i knew he existed way before I found the link)

http://www.walkabouttravelgear.com/myra.htm

[FalconGuy016]

lol, I actually know how to do some of that math, thanks to physics

school is cool
























lol

[magsRus]

Don't copy someones work and not give them credit for it. You can find what you just made a thread about in the bathroom joke book and numerous web-sites.

[p8ntball1016]

my 9 year old cousin has the tape to prove it, i think. he set up a video camera by his christmas tree.

[phantomhitman]

Re: Some facts about Santa

Originally posted by viper_ssc
# 5 - 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fasion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer each will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per second. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and creat deafening sonic booms in there wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal force 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. a 250 pound santa(which would seem ludicrously slim) would be PINNED against the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

IN CONCLUSION - If santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, HE'S DEAD NOW!

im with you too magman007. i started laughing hard when i got to the part about them bursting into flames. that was great

[Digi_Gyrl]

Santa is real.... and magic. Enough said. Do you see the air you breathe? No, but you know its there. Santa doesn't really have to be something that you see or touch. Santa could possibly just be the childish spirit within us that manifests itself during Christmas. We just have given it a name and put it in a bodily form. People relate easier to something they can see. Try telling a child that Santa isn't real. They will beg to differ and so will I. Santa is real.

Stacy

[sharpshooter1286]

right on digi gyrl

[1stdeadeye]

Re: Some facts about Santa

Originally posted by viper_ssc
IN CONCLUSION - If santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, HE'S DEAD NOW!

Viper_SSC must die now!




Here come the Santas to get some of the viper!

[1stdeadeye]

Okay, maybe he is dead, but not from being overworked. It took a redneck and a pick-up truck!

[p8ntball1016]

i thought we found santa in a spiderhole.