Someone put a Works Bomb in my mailbox

[KornKamp02]

Originally posted by personman
Er- I hope your mailbox isnt bricked in like mine is

*Curls up in a corner, singing to himself, rocking back and forth*

[dansim]

damn it whats a works bomb!

[scarpa43]

A neighbor of my parents got tired of his mailbox getting run over, I think he replaced 2 that were hit by cars that took off.
He got an 8 foot long H-beam that is used in construction of large buildings, sunk it 5 feet into the ground and built his new mailbox around the 3 foot section above ground.
The next time someone hit his mailbox the truck was wrapped around it.

BTW, this homeowner was a pretty big time lawyer so I am sure that he covered the legal bases before he built it.

[swat150]

My little cousin stuck her head out of the window and smacked her little head into a alumium mailbox. You can still see the imprint to this day.

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by swat150
My little cousin stuck her head out of the window and smacked her little head into a alumium mailbox. You can still see the imprint to this day.

on her head or the mailbox????

[swat150]

Lol on the mailbox hehe

[f3rr3+]

Originally posted by swat150
My little cousin stuck her head out of the window and smacked her little head into a alumium mailbox. You can still see the imprint to this day.

^^ lmao!

[tony3]

Originally posted by KornKamp02
*Curls up in a corner, singing to himself, rocking back and forth*

*curls up in a corner, singing to himself, rocking back and forth*

anyways, factsoflife i love your idea, thats just awesome, you now seem like one of those crazy old guys that tell the youngins to get off his lawn

[FactsOfLife]

I don't tell them, I just turn the hose on them.

I got a real cool gadget last year, it's an infrared sprinkler.

muwaaa haa haaaa turns on when it detects body heat....

[personman]

ROFL
FactsOfLife you crack me up.
What happens when a squirrel runs across your yard though? I bet it soils itself

[bornl33t]

Originally posted by dansim
damn it whats a works bomb!

yeah I wanan know too

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by personman
ROFL
FactsOfLife you crack me up.
What happens when a squirrel runs across your yard though? I bet it soils itself

That was the EXACT reason I got one, I had a bunch of grey squirrels tearing the crap out of my birdfeeders. I was going to make stew but my wife nixed that idea.

Then I found this wicked naughty sprinkler that turns on when it sees movement. Man I love hosing them rodents down and watching them tearass across the lawn.

My wife still thinks that's too mean though...

[cris8762]

just buy yourself a nice pellet gun and a IR scope to mount on it

they're not too loud and you can hunt at night when noone will be awake to hear it!!!!

although...knowing u facts u probably wanna use a freakin deer rifle

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by cris8762
just buy yourself a nice pellet gun and a IR scope to mount on it

they're not too loud and you can hunt at night when noone will be awake to hear it!!!!

although...knowing u facts u probably wanna use a freakin deer rifle

negative, I prefer to leave some meat for eatin...

[cris8762]

then the pellet gun will be right you alley

slap a IR or night vision scope on that badboy and you'll have plenty of meat for your "vermin stew"

man, that would be awesome....my dad just shoots them in broad daylight then they run away and we find them the next day

i would recommend a .22 if you REALLY wanna have that one-shot stopping power though.....we used to use the .22 before our neighborhood became well populated, it stopped those furry rats dead in their tracks

AND, if you wanna be really cruel, spread out some dried corn around your bird feeders to attract the little devils

Note: to all you people out there that think i'm a redneck: NO, i DO NOT eat squirrel, i just like to protect the food that i put out for the birds in my backyard