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  • BTAutoMag
    AO's Problem Child
    • Oct 2001
    • 7199

    #1

    wanna hear something stupid

    i was playing with some friends because it was thier last game of the year(not mine, i go tomarrow) well anyways there was a guy there who had this autococker (dont know what kind) with a 4500 max flow air, warp feed, 12v revy, and a freak barrel. he also had a spyder em1 with a freak, and 20 oz co2, for a back up. with in 30 second of the first match i hear i loud snap and i see the guys cocker spraying air. we call the game after a bad loss. i ask the guy what happened. he doesnt say anything but shows me the front block of his cocker.. it looks like someone had busted it with a rock(he probably tripped). well he pulls out his em1 and he hooks up the co2... he cusses and says he's out of air. i lend him my 12oz... then he cusses and says his guns not charged. Colin, one of the guys there says he has a spyder hammer he can use. he tries to get another but finds out thats the only spare. now heres the stupid part. since he has 3 scuba tanks along he hooks up the max folw to it, along with the freak for his spyder, the warp, and the revy. so there he is with a 70$ gun and 700$ of upgrades and he still is bragging about how good he is. for the rest of the day he didnt stay in a match for more then a min. because the other team "shut him up" with a rain of balls that hit him before he got to do anything. he came that day with 4000 rounds to blow... he left with 3995, because he was complaining that heonly got to shoot 5 times the whole day. funny huh
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  • Heat
    hello lamewads
    • Oct 2000
    • 4463

    #2
    A former persident of the US once said "speak soft but carry a big stick"
    You talk big ppl are going to take you on
    So here's a history lesson AND a proverb, dang I'm getting good.

    Anyone know what president that was? first ww era? Was it Carter? or teddy?

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    • Low Down
      Registered User
      • May 2001
      • 29

      #3
      Teddy. i'm pretty sure it was him. He should have said it anyway. Though he was very fond of talking himself.
      With my luck the light at the end of the tunnel will be a train!

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      • kenshinkandon
        Registered User
        • Aug 2001
        • 304

        #4
        I thought Woodrow Wilson said that I could be wrong it's been along time since history class
        Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off of your Objective.

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        • udtseal
          Registered User
          • Sep 2001
          • 702

          #5
          I think clinton would have said "talk nicely to interns and give them a big stick" LOL

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