Bill could soon be 'Lord' Clinton

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  • Zygote
    CADmonkey
    • Apr 2002
    • 419

    #1

    Bill could soon be 'Lord' Clinton

    from Reuters:

    "LONDON. Former President Bill Clinton has been suggested for what is considered to be Britain's oldest military honor, Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports, a post which can be traced back to 1226.
    If he is selected to succeed the last warden, the Queen Mother, who died in 2002, he would be technically responsible for repelling an invasion of the southeast coast of England."
    "Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices." - Voltaire
  • ShooterJM
    Shooter Wang - Ice Ninja
    • Feb 2002
    • 3651

    #2
    Forgive me a cruel chuckle..........


    heheheehehehehe
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    • Albinonewt
      Team Icky Forest
      • Apr 2003
      • 2456

      #3
      I too will chuckle
      Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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      • Cryer
        Paintball is over.
        • Nov 2002
        • 4105

        #4
        Originally posted by Albinonewt
        I too will chuckle
        And, I, third...

        *ahem*

        teeheehee

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        • graycie
          disgruntled
          • Oct 2001
          • 664

          #5
          ha! it will never happen

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          • cphilip
            Former Moderator

            • Jun 2026
            • 16216

            #6
            I'd prolly just throw up.


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            • Cryer
              Paintball is over.
              • Nov 2002
              • 4105

              #7
              Originally posted by cphilip
              I'd prolly just throw up.
              Originally posted by Zygote
              from Reuters:...If he is selected to succeed the last warden... he would be technically responsible for repelling an invasion of the southeast coast of England."
              I'd invade England...

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              -We own j00 all.-

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              • Sir_Brass
                I love mechs!
                • Sep 2003
                • 736

                #8
                Those poor poor brits. I feel sorry for them, having one of their politicians degrade such an old title by giving it to that adulterous sleezebag.
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                • Zygote
                  CADmonkey
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 419

                  #9
                  If its been passed down through the royal family then I'm sure its already been through a couple adulterous sleezebags.

                  I thought only native Englishmen could receive titles. Did they change that at some point?
                  "Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices." - Voltaire

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                  • Albinonewt
                    Team Icky Forest
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 2456

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zygote
                    I thought only native Englishmen could receive titles. Did they change that at some point?
                    Yes and no.

                    To my knowledge some are open to everyone and some are not.

                    I don't really remember which ones though. There's so many.
                    Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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                    • p8ntball1016

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Albinonewt


                      Yes and no.

                      To my knowledge some are open to everyone and some are not.

                      I don't really remember which ones though. There's so many.
                      I think that anyone can recieve a title, but you can only be called by it if you are a British Citizen.

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                      • ShooterJM
                        Shooter Wang - Ice Ninja
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 3651

                        #12
                        Don't you have to make walmer castle your official residence if you get it?
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                        • member#10,261
                          actualy mamber#16,995
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 641

                          #13
                          If Bill gets it...

                          I'm going to grab my 9
                          Steel a boat
                          and Invade England via the southeast coast

                          Come on...none of them have guns (no first ammendment)
                          and becides...its BILL
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                          • 1stdeadeye
                            Still around????
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 8501

                            #14
                            ROFL!!!

                            In event of invasion, Bill would fly to Russia, smoke pot and protest it!

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                            • Jeffy-CanCon
                              veteran rec player
                              • May 2003
                              • 1309

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sir_Brass
                              Those poor poor brits. I feel sorry for them, having one of their politicians degrade such an old title by giving it to that adulterous sleezebag.
                              I gotta agree with that. Sure, I bet some of the previous hlders of hat post were sleazebags, but at least they would have been BRITISH sleazebags. Giving such an honour to a foreigner is shameful. IMO, it would be a slap in the face to both Brits and Yanks alike.

                              SFAIK, most British titles are "available" to anyone. catholics in the Royal family being the one exception that comes to mind. BUT, whether or not the title would be recognized or permitted in your own country is another question. Gen. Schwarzkopf was knighted after Gulf War 1, but doesn't get called "Sir Norman" in the USA. Canadian newspaper magnate Conrad Black was given a peerage (made a Baronet) a few years ago, but our Prime Minister refused to let him accept it. So Black renounced his Canadian citizenship and moved to England. He is now Lord Black of Crossharbour.

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