The Saga of the Axe

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  • Thordic
    AFTICA
    • May 2001
    • 5986

    #1

    The Saga of the Axe

    Ok, for Christmas, I wanted to get my brother Gimli's Axe to hang on his wall. Yes, the full size weapon. Hes a huge LotR fan, and I figured it'd be cool.

    Unfortunately, I couldn't get it in time for christmas, but his bday was January 10th, so I figure I'll just get it for his bday.

    So, I go on ebay, and snag an axe on like Dec. 28th or so. I figure plenty of time to get there by the 10th.

    So, the package gets shipped in a timely manner, and all is going well, until I check the status one day and it says that the package was damaged in transit and is being returned.

    Now Im kinda pissed because its Jan. 5th, and I won't have a bday present for my brother.

    So, I email the seller, and he says no problem, he'll ship out a second axe right away and file a claim with UPS.

    So the second axe was supposed to get here yesterday, I check the status on UPS.com, and what do I see? AGAIN they damaged the package.

    I talk to the seller again, he says he'll look into it. He gets back to me this morning and tells me that only the package was damaged, and UPS will deliver it tonight.

    Around 6:30, the doorbell rings, and its UPS with a nice big package. My brother opens it, and loves it. I'm just happy I finally got it.

    Five minutes later, the doorbell rings again. Its another UPS guy (not my regular UPS dude) and he has another big package. Its, you guessed it, another axe.

    So now I have two axes, 3 days late.

    I'm trying to ponder if I'll get to keep both, I think I'll just keep my mouth shut until people start screaming for their axe back.
  • Thordic
    AFTICA
    • May 2001
    • 5986

    #2

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    • the_next_guy_
      official ao member #10261
      • Jun 2003
      • 429

      #3
      lol, one for each hand Eventually someone is going to figure out an axe is missing though.

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      • SpecialBlend2786
        Registered User
        • Jun 2003
        • 4023

        #4
        hahaha, thats awesome. But yeah, someone is bound to be like "hey, where the hell is my axe?!?!"

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        • breg
          mean & hateful, fat & ugly
          • Jan 2003
          • 1037

          #5
          Send it back to the seller, it's good karma. Or at least contact him and see what is going on. He might just sell it to you.
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          • Thordic
            AFTICA
            • May 2001
            • 5986

            #6
            Well, it was a company, not an individual seller, so who knows

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            • beam
              The end.
              • May 2001
              • 2036

              #7
              Are those supposed to be the same as in the movie? Or are they a rendition made from description in the books? Because they don't look like what is in the movie.

              There is a company that sells the exact replicas from the movie...almost any of the weapons used...including the shards of Narcile --sp?
              <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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              • Thordic
                AFTICA
                • May 2001
                • 5986

                #8
                Its a replica of the one from the movie, but a cheap one

                The licensed weapons are in the $200 - $300 range. This wasn't quite so pricey

                It looks sorta like the one in the movie.



                I have a feeling you are thinking of the single bladed axe Gimli used. He carried three axes. One small handaxe, a two-handed single bladed axe which he used mainly in the first movie, and what is referred to as "Gimli's Axe" which is a double-bladed battle axe, as shown in the picture about two inches up.

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                • JEDI
                  We beat pump players
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 1859

                  #9
                  Originally posted by the_next_guy_
                  lol, one for each hand Eventually someone is going to figure out an axe is missing though.
                  Yeah, and he'll be like "YOU'VE GOT MY AXE"... get it... Gimli said that....
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                  • beam
                    The end.
                    • May 2001
                    • 2036

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Thordic
                    I have a feeling you are thinking of the single bladed axe Gimli used. He carried three axes. One small handaxe, a two-handed single bladed axe which he used mainly in the first movie, and what is referred to as "Gimli's Axe" which is a double-bladed battle axe, as shown in the picture about two inches up.
                    Yep, I was thinking of the single...and after asking my wife about it, she said just what you did....that he had many axes.

                    Thos are cool.

                    I say keep them both so you can duel.
                    <---Should be banned for circumventing the cuss filter.

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                    • chizle97
                      Save the Empire!
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 647

                      #11
                      i want narsil and the sheath for it. expensive as heck though.
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                      • 1stdeadeye
                        Still around????
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 8501

                        #12
                        Nice. My Father-in-law is a huge LoTR fan. Got a link to those sales? Also does the company do the swords?

                        Thx

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                        • jwren00
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 302

                          #13
                          Lord of the Rings Store - Shop and save at TolkienTown.com - the largest selection of Lord of the Rings merchandise online.


                          That place has everything, including an $850 22k gold version of the one ring if you want it

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                          • Python14
                            Norsk
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 3343

                            #14
                            Word....I can't believe anyone has realized this yet. There are two of you, and there are two battle axes. BATTLE EACH OTHER DAMNIT! That's what battleaxes are made for, battling, so quit letting them collect dust and start battling each other dwarf style.
                            BLOODY MURDER!

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