Nah just kidding, but very funny and true story just happened today.
Well Ive been getting these warnings for not having a parking sticker on my car(don't even get me started on these they ripped the tinting right off my car last year
). So I decided to hold off until I can get my lunch money for the next week to pay for the measly $3 parking sticket. Well Tuesday's here and was going right after school to pay it off.
Come into school, make it through 3rd period(Applied Music which is a blow off class basically) and here the announcments. Bla bla bla, this that, yadda yadda yadda, then all of the sudden: "A silver Camry license plate number ****** has gotten the boot on"...I snapped.
First off, my car is beige not silver retards. Second, I was gonna pay your stupid parking permit fee today anyways. Third, for some reason I was very proud of it. I gave high fives, said hi to people I don't even know, yelling "I GOT DAS BOOT!!!". I was so mad, I turned insane with happiness.
So I walk outside to my car during lunch, it was a sorry excuse for a boot, like something from Walmart on a sale. It was barely on there too. Then I read the note taped on my windsheild. "To get this boot removed you will have to pay $15 and a parking permit". I was even happier, I was smiling all the time, people think I was a lunatic because I was so happy. NO WAY IN HELL AM I GONNA PAY $15! $3 yes, $15 hell no. Had to think of something.
They didn't have this rule a last year, now all of a sudden they decide to make some money off of us? HOLY CORUPT SCHOOL SYSTEM BATMAN! Seriously, Im not suprised. I wondered how the school gets new football jerseys every year with a team that has a 2-9 record. I thought they got paid for losing, but now I see how they really get it.
So, Im pissed, after school I go out to my car, get my jack, jack up the car, take off the tire, bolt on the spare. Everybody was watching, laughing, then Robocop(the security guy that acts too serious), vice principal, and Mr. MORON(Moran) come over. Trying to pull some intemidation nazi crap on me. Saying its in the Code of Conduct that Im supposed to pay them that fee. Little did they know before I did this little stunt I read it, extensively. There wasn't one bit of it saying that.
So they say proudly,"Well in the Code of Conduct it says..."(they always use that)
Me disapprovingly,"Ummm...no it doesn't."
Them kinda angry,"Well your gonna have to pay us."
Me playing it cool, "Nope, I don't."
Hesitantly, desperation beind their faces, "Well were gonna call your parents"
Me all cool like a pimp,"Go right on ahead I think they will get a good laugh out of it!
"
I gave them a wink, smile and a wave. They left(furious
), I proceeded with deflating my main tire and then slipped off the boot. I walk into the school, holding the boot up high, like I came back from the Middle East with Osama Bin Laden's head. People were laughing, clapping, and for a moment I felt like a god. I went to the front office slammed down the boot on the principals desk, payed my $3, got my parking sticker, and left but saying good day to the staff.
So next time you think a school rule or regualtion is completely stupid, make sure its really a rule, look it up, and then stick it to them and make the most respected pricipal look like a complete idiot.
*edit my bad, I just put the stars there, but its fixed at the end*
Well Ive been getting these warnings for not having a parking sticker on my car(don't even get me started on these they ripped the tinting right off my car last year
). So I decided to hold off until I can get my lunch money for the next week to pay for the measly $3 parking sticket. Well Tuesday's here and was going right after school to pay it off.Come into school, make it through 3rd period(Applied Music which is a blow off class basically) and here the announcments. Bla bla bla, this that, yadda yadda yadda, then all of the sudden: "A silver Camry license plate number ****** has gotten the boot on"...I snapped.
First off, my car is beige not silver retards. Second, I was gonna pay your stupid parking permit fee today anyways. Third, for some reason I was very proud of it. I gave high fives, said hi to people I don't even know, yelling "I GOT DAS BOOT!!!". I was so mad, I turned insane with happiness.
So I walk outside to my car during lunch, it was a sorry excuse for a boot, like something from Walmart on a sale. It was barely on there too. Then I read the note taped on my windsheild. "To get this boot removed you will have to pay $15 and a parking permit". I was even happier, I was smiling all the time, people think I was a lunatic because I was so happy. NO WAY IN HELL AM I GONNA PAY $15! $3 yes, $15 hell no. Had to think of something.
They didn't have this rule a last year, now all of a sudden they decide to make some money off of us? HOLY CORUPT SCHOOL SYSTEM BATMAN! Seriously, Im not suprised. I wondered how the school gets new football jerseys every year with a team that has a 2-9 record. I thought they got paid for losing, but now I see how they really get it.
So, Im pissed, after school I go out to my car, get my jack, jack up the car, take off the tire, bolt on the spare. Everybody was watching, laughing, then Robocop(the security guy that acts too serious), vice principal, and Mr. MORON(Moran) come over. Trying to pull some intemidation nazi crap on me. Saying its in the Code of Conduct that Im supposed to pay them that fee. Little did they know before I did this little stunt I read it, extensively. There wasn't one bit of it saying that.
So they say proudly,"Well in the Code of Conduct it says..."(they always use that)
Me disapprovingly,"Ummm...no it doesn't."
Them kinda angry,"Well your gonna have to pay us."
Me playing it cool, "Nope, I don't."
Hesitantly, desperation beind their faces, "Well were gonna call your parents"
Me all cool like a pimp,"Go right on ahead I think they will get a good laugh out of it!
"I gave them a wink, smile and a wave. They left(furious
), I proceeded with deflating my main tire and then slipped off the boot. I walk into the school, holding the boot up high, like I came back from the Middle East with Osama Bin Laden's head. People were laughing, clapping, and for a moment I felt like a god. I went to the front office slammed down the boot on the principals desk, payed my $3, got my parking sticker, and left but saying good day to the staff.So next time you think a school rule or regualtion is completely stupid, make sure its really a rule, look it up, and then stick it to them and make the most respected pricipal look like a complete idiot.
*edit my bad, I just put the stars there, but its fixed at the end*
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