Deer Hunting (not what you think)

[MiniMag84]

Have any of you guys gone out and found a pair of christmas light-up deer on your neighbour's lawn? Ever notice how one has it's head down and the other (the one with antlers usually) has it's head cocked up into the air? Now, have you ever had the urge to go out and mount the antlered deer onto the other? This has become somewhat popular among us lazy breed of Flossmoor-ons and i'd imagine we're not the only ones.

Now before you think "oh my! that's vandalism!" We don't actually break anything. We just make it look like one deer is... well... "doing" the other. Yeah, it's worth about a thousand laughs. Especiallly when you know the owner won't notice until the next day.

Anyway, I just though I'd share this tradition with you guys. I know it's a little late, but I just though that you hooligans out there might like to know of this.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Every teenage kid does that at one time or another, given the deer are accessible

[ASDadam]

Oh, you mean you don't set yours up like that normally? Knew i was doing something wrong.

[Bad_Dog]

Oh, you mean you don't set yours up like that normally? Knew i was doing something wrong.

*runs outside and seperates fake deer in front yard*

[ccaleb]

We don't put fake deer up in South Carolina. The weirdest things always happen to them. Bullet holes, stab marks from knifes, and tire tracks from where trucks try to hit them. Plus the inordinate amount of beer cans laying on the ground next to the deer... at least until they realize it's not real.

Gotta love the south. Yeehaaw!

[Brak]

why dont you just hump them yourself?

[p8ntball1016]

its funnier when you have the jumping dogs at kb toys humping each other.

[Thordic]

I used to re-arrange all the Seven Dwarf's stuffed toys at the Disney Store into homoerotic tablaus.

"Mommy, what is Grumpy doing to Dopey?"

"Oh my, don't look honey..."

[Methylphenidate]

ahh yes a holiday classic

[silentdeath55]

Some punk kids did that to my parents and since the ground was frozen, they broke two of the deer trying to get them out of the ground. That was vandalism.