here's one
"Stop honking, driver trying to sleep"
"Stop honking, driver trying to sleep"
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" -
During the Monica and Clinton thingie
One more whore and we get GoreI think there for, I am I think. am I? -
-Horn broken... watch for finger!
-When I get real bored, I like to drive to a busy area and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
-I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
-Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ***!
-Follow your dreams, not me.
-Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
-I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!-CAUTION! I drive like you do!
-Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
-We're In Big Trouble When Our Bombs Are Smarter Than Our President
-Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
(Usually at a restaurant)
-Heart Attacks...God's Revenge
for Eating His Animal Friends
-Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
-If you mated a bulldog and a ****su, would it be called a bull****?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Comment
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"Keep Honking, I am reloading" I think thats it."Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
AGD
"i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
BlackweenieComment
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On a VW Microbus :
"Who are the "dead" and why are they following me?"
And n my first car : "Vulcan purveyor of logical enlightnment bound and gagged in trunk"
-Tyger
"Oh, you're wearing a tail and ears, you're a freak."
"No social change has ever come about without freaks. Einstein was a freak. Ben Franklin was a freak. Martin Luther King was a freak. ...be proud to be included in those ranks."
-2, The Ranting GryphonComment
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On my old Mazda RX-7:
"Eagles soar, but a weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine."Comment
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"DARE to think for yourself" (looks like a DARE to stay off drugs bumper sticker)
i love all the spoofs of the jesus fish (like the darwin fish with legs)
"don't laugh, your daughter could be in the back" (multiple interpretations to that one...only one's funny though..the other's just sick..)
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I saw a "Insured by Smith and Wesson" a few months back on a Dodge Ram. Got a good chuckle off that.'people should not be allowed to own paintguns which are smarter than they are'
-SparqComment
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My favorite was on a jeep, it was written upside down in 2" vinyl letters.. it said:
"If you can read this, roll me over."Feedback - AO
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"STAY OUT OF SMART PARTS SECTIONS.
ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
THIS IS LAW"-PBN MOD
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"God is coming......Stick out your tongue!"
I bought the sticker twice, it was ripped off my car both times.
2003 SuperBowl Champions!, THE New England Patriots!
He was constantly reminded of how startlingly different a place the world was when viewed from a point only three feet to the left.
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OMFG that one is great...
"eat this (pic of midle finger) now poop it out and eat it again"sigpicComment
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"Lost your cat? try looking under my tires"
"There's room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes"
(from my paintball field's Bumper sticker) "You Gotta Have Balls To Play"Comment
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