now to fully understand this heres the jist of it... my mom is kelly, colin is my 2 year old lil bro, and ryan is my 3 year old lil bro. colin is always in the hospital of cold toilet seats so my mom always sends the family updates. she sent me this one just cause its so funny... AND COMPLETLY TRUE!
"Hi,
A Colin update.
He is back and he is trouble. He kinda was just hanging out for a few days. Then it happened.
He started playing golf with the X-mas tree/ornaments. I got him away from that and proceded to clean that mess, while, at the same time he decided that he missed all his toys which included the ones at the bottom of the toy box. Now Colin has alot of relatives which result in ALOT of toys. So......X-Mas tree, ornaments, and toys.....did I mention anything about peanut butter, I remember peanut butter being involved that morning.
Coffee, I need coffee, he is not in view but what else could he do, he did enough.
Oh, the hamster cage! It is about 11:30 am by now, they are still in thier footed PJs, and I hear a loud crash and children running into the kitchen....they have hamster bedding in thier hair. Oh and here comes the hamster.
OK, I really need coffee now. But, considering the peanut butter, hamster poop, and bedding....the toys, X-Mas tree, and footed PJs, I had to make a quick decision.
The door bell rings. Saved by the bell. Help is here. Maybe someone wants coffee.
No, it is Bev Nelson, one of the richest ladies in Elkhart. Surely she has seen this before!
Bev was concerned about Colin and brought him a VERY nice WHITE bear from a VERY uptown toy store on Fifth Avenue. It was presented in a cruched velvet box.
I can't help finding much humor in that morning. Bev Nelson, a VERY NICE WHITE bear, the tree/ornament, hamster, toys and poop.
Colin is doing great and I am not expecting any secondary infections (after I clean the house)
You must get better and visit someday, the coffee is always on
Merry X-Mas
Kelly"
Can you say "my life" he he he
"Hi,
A Colin update.
He is back and he is trouble. He kinda was just hanging out for a few days. Then it happened.
He started playing golf with the X-mas tree/ornaments. I got him away from that and proceded to clean that mess, while, at the same time he decided that he missed all his toys which included the ones at the bottom of the toy box. Now Colin has alot of relatives which result in ALOT of toys. So......X-Mas tree, ornaments, and toys.....did I mention anything about peanut butter, I remember peanut butter being involved that morning.
Coffee, I need coffee, he is not in view but what else could he do, he did enough.
Oh, the hamster cage! It is about 11:30 am by now, they are still in thier footed PJs, and I hear a loud crash and children running into the kitchen....they have hamster bedding in thier hair. Oh and here comes the hamster.
OK, I really need coffee now. But, considering the peanut butter, hamster poop, and bedding....the toys, X-Mas tree, and footed PJs, I had to make a quick decision.
The door bell rings. Saved by the bell. Help is here. Maybe someone wants coffee.
No, it is Bev Nelson, one of the richest ladies in Elkhart. Surely she has seen this before!
Bev was concerned about Colin and brought him a VERY nice WHITE bear from a VERY uptown toy store on Fifth Avenue. It was presented in a cruched velvet box.
I can't help finding much humor in that morning. Bev Nelson, a VERY NICE WHITE bear, the tree/ornament, hamster, toys and poop.
Colin is doing great and I am not expecting any secondary infections (after I clean the house)
You must get better and visit someday, the coffee is always on
Merry X-Mas
Kelly"
Can you say "my life" he he he
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