What she doesn't know will kill you

[Lohman446]

http://www.laddertheory.com/

you are a cuddle.....
understand with women, there are two ladders, a friends ladder and the good ladder. You are nto on the good ladder. Read that, you will understand

WARNING MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE

[fcpchop]

darwin didn't actually write it, he posted it, it was some one else's paper

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by MagMan5446
ah jeeze, look what emo music did to all you kids...

yep, for once we dont think with our balls.

[MagMan5446]

Originally posted by p8ntball1016
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will

No balls here for sure



just playin.

[Miscue]

I was just talking about this matter with two of my friends.

Girls go for the jackass. I have no idea why. They do. They end up with someone contradictory to what they say they want. And they stick with it for a long time, and eventually they wake up and leave the guy because something bad goes down... but this doesn't happen until they've gone back to him a bunch of times after other problems.

Then, they're like 40... and are not attractive like they were, they take whatever they can get and settle with someone they don't really want to be with, because they don't want to be alone.

"He doesn't hit me like other men." "I don't have to worry about him cheating on me (Because I found a complete loser, and who would want him)." "He has a job, it's not like he's a bum." "He does nice things for me sometimes." Blah blah blah.

And all the girls think that... this is not a description of them. No, not me.

Sometimes this situation seems rather hopeless.

[impostal22]

heh.......somehow i can imagine my gf as being the column writer and me being the chick...in that i'm-all-these-great-things-to-her way. EH i think i bash myself too much..or something.................................

i blame my ex...i think she scarred me for life...or i'm just making excuses...don't mind me.

[Jonesie]

mmm...Lizzie McGuire... uh, I mean, I hear ya Q. Girls always go for the jerks. I hear it has to do with their exuding confidence or some stuff like that... Whatever.

When I was in High School, that was too often the case. I tried to be a nice guy, not your typical jock or what-have-you. I dated a couple of girls in 4 years, no biggie. However, it all seems to change when you get a year or two into college... FRESH-MEAT, I mean Freshmen!

[fcpchop]

ya now that i think of it this atricle is liek right out of a show, i dont know if u guys ever watched it. Its called undergrads, it is a pretty cool show on comedy central. This guy nitz is just like the writer of this article, he is even in college, he likes a girl but is to afraid to tell her, yada yada yada, its all the same

[logamus]

Originally posted by Thordic
An inspiration to men with vaginas everywhere, I'm sure.

oh my lord, i laughed so hard i nearly ruptured my spleen reading that!!