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  • cphilip
    Former Moderator

    • Jun 2026
    • 16216

    #16
    Well I didn't actualy do it but I ALMOST did....

    I almost shot a Snake that landed in the bottom of my boat at my feet. I grabbed my pistol and cocked it and was about to let him have it...

    Needless to say I realized I was miles from anywhere and a hole in the bottom of the boat was more of a theat than the snake was. I regained my composure and got the paddle and flicked him out.

    Back water creek of Boggy Bayou, North West Florida around 1968.


    AGD, where we are so good we can do it with only ONE tube!

    cphilip.com

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    • Dubstar112
      Dubstar111x
      • Feb 2001
      • 2321

      #17
      I go streaking regularly.

      Last night I made smoe nude snow angels and did some some flips off a snow bank.

      DAMN that was cold. Not to mention an hour away from home.

      Occasionally we raid the local pool store, and jump off the railings by the road nude... into the pool of course.. Its fun and once in a while you get some really wierd looks. Then we use the hot tub display thats outside. Lots of fun stuff around here. All naked.

      usually theres a girl that joins me, and the other two girls just watch. Not a problem with me

      Seems I have grown extremely comfortable with myself, which could be a bad thing, wait till I get charged with some lewd conduct or somthing... ahhh

      ./end incriminating fun
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      Good to know that somone of Tom's status seeks "relief" from a sport he helped create. A sport now ruled by a single patent.

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      • EsPo
        Dosehead
        • Jul 2002
        • 4140

        #18
        We found a shopping cart in school once.. need I say more?
        WWW.EROWID.ORG

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        • TraXeR
          Registered User
          • Sep 2002
          • 1761

          #19
          Started playing paintball, never had money since .. I miss money .
          'people should not be allowed to own paintguns which are smarter than they are'

          -Sparq

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          • -=Squid=-

            #20
            Originally posted by EsPo
            We found a shopping cart in school once.. need I say more?
            Holy crap! That happened to us! It was behind the band room, and man we had some fun with that thing!

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            • EsPo
              Dosehead
              • Jul 2002
              • 4140

              #21
              Originally posted by -=Squid=-
              Holy crap! That happened to us! It was behind the band room, and man we had some fun with that thing!
              Thats so crazy, thats where we found ours too... they move it like every day now though
              WWW.EROWID.ORG

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              • 845
                Banned
                • Nov 2001
                • 1809

                #22
                I found this burrowing bees nest and I was like wouldnt it be cool if i poured rubbing alcohol down the hole and lit it on fire. Well it worked and all the bees flew out but then the leaves around it caught on fire, followed by about 10 yards of the woods and it wouldnt go out and it kept spreading so finally we gave up and called the fire department. I only got a warning and the little turd who did it with me told the cops it was all my idea. But it was his idea to play with fire in the firts place.

                edit: oh i got a new one-For dinner tonight we had this briscuit with really spicy barbecue sauce. So spicy that my tongue is still burning except for one part. And heres the reason that one part isnt burning. I decided that the only way to stop the burning was to put my tongue on one of the shelves in the freezer. Needless to say I realized my mistake as soon as I touch the shelf. My tongue was stuck. So I tried to pull it off gently a couple of times. This didnt work so I yanked it off. But I think I left all my tastebuds and a layer of skin on the freezer shelf and now my tongue hurts.
                Last edited by 845; 01-29-2004, 06:21 PM.

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                • Lethargic
                  is tired...
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 416

                  #23
                  Not so much stupid, but this wednesday I started an ex-lax war at our high school. I put powdered ex-lax in some guy's coke, and then he got someone else, and so on... Today another 3-4 guys definately are going to be having fun If you go to San Marcos High School, I'd recommend not leaving your drinks untended for a few weeks...
                  Tacofest '04

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                  • BobTheCow63
                    IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 3832

                    #24
                    *sigh* where to begin...

                    Breaking into prison? Not too bad... Getting chased by the cops while there? Meh... doing it AGAIN?!? Yeah, we're getting somwhere now.

                    Anything imaginable in a shopping cart.

                    Doint donuts at a school. pshh who needs parking lots, the field out back covered in snow worked nicely...

                    Did you know that the cigarette ligthers in cars get hot EVEN WHEN the car's not on?? The left side of my face found that it does in fact get hot...

                    Umm... convincing my friend to lick a propane tank COVERED in frost/snow/ice after it had been sitting outside for 24 hours in the frost/snow/ice... hmm, I wonder if that piece of his tongue is still on the tank...

                    So that covers about the past 6 months... Oh man can't forget about me and this other kid squirting bike lube at eachother... wait, that's right, we were both standing next to the oil fire we had just started... wonder if his leg hairs ever grew back...

                    Damn, I'm done... enough talking for me!! Ever!!! :o
                    Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

                    AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

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                    • Miscue
                      Super Moderator

                      • Oct 2000
                      • 7105

                      #25
                      Urm, I might have burnt down Grand Canyon's forest. Something about... a Coleman portable stove... and urm... excess propane.

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                      • BobTheCow63
                        IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 3832

                        #26
                        The two posts above this one are just further proof: Propane is the DEVIL!! White gas forEVER!!

                        Calling all Virginia, Maryland, North Carolina, and other east coast AOers...

                        AO Mid-Atlantic Meet (planning stages)

                        Let us know what dates and locations work for you!!

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                        • p8ntball1016

                          #27
                          doing donuts in school parking lot(my dad was ok with it, it was his idea)
                          shooting roman candles at people
                          lighting one of my friends on fire
                          lighting my yard on fire
                          almost got in a fight with a fat lady
                          electrocuted myself
                          started a huge fight at a school dance

                          more stuff i cant remember

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                          • FalconGuy016
                            Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 6127

                            #28
                            man thats a impressive list ryan when you really add it all up
                            Hey
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                            BANG!!!

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                            • Brak
                              POOP
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 1996

                              #29
                              let me see here....

                              well theres beating up leaf bags with a hockey stick-and then theres doing it while the people who own them are staring at you through the window...

                              and then theres *deficating* on someones doorstep-TWICE!

                              oh yeah, theres also that one time that a friend of mine AND me both *deficated* in a shopping bag, and then proceeded to light it on fire.... then threw it off his roof, landing next to the OCCUPIED hot tub

                              of course i cant forget that time we hid *feces* in not 1, not 2, but 3 different people's cars

                              i must also note that time when rollerblading inside the school seemed like such a good idea... and rollerblade racing inside the school was an even better one. running from the janitor left me with a sprained wrist and a really cut up face

                              EDIT! thought of something else.

                              back when 'razor' scooters were all the rage, we dedided to put the handlebars all the way down and go down a MONSTER hill midget style. i fell down, breaking one and spraining another finger, while my friend turned around to laugh, he fell and hurt his knee.
                              Last edited by Brak; 01-29-2004, 07:46 PM.
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                              • Lone Wolf2
                                "Lone WANG 2"
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 930

                                #30
                                Pissing off all teachers at school
                                skateboarding in pac-sun
                                terrorizing workers in a sport store called hibbets
                                screwing wit ppl at Mickeys,wendys and wally world
                                giving telemarketers hell.
                                Riding fourwheelers on the road with a cop near me
                                excessive fireworks abuse

                                ...the list goes on and on.Im only 14 2.

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