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  • banzaimf
    fat boys don't run
    • Jun 2001
    • 683

    #1

    serious question about life

    Has anyone ever been able to have both sides of a grilled cheese equally toasted? Not one that was made by your mom or in a restaurant, one you have made.

    Is this a male inadequacy? or what?
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  • Barfly
    You're out of your element
    • Nov 2003
    • 406

    #2
    I can, but I like to cook my food right the first time, becuase it tastes the best that way.
    xXhAppyAznXx "If I whiped and shot full auto, I wouldn't feel very skilled. Hell in the back of my mind, I'd be crying over my lack of skill, and that I should quit and kill myself."

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    • Cope
      Go D.S.U Hounds!
      • Apr 2002
      • 282

      #3
      Re: serious question about life

      Originally posted by banzaimf
      Has anyone ever been able to have both sides of a grilled cheese equally toasted? Not one that was made by your mom or in a restaurant, one you have made.

      Is this a male inadequacy? or what?
      Yes, I've gotten it right a few times.
      Most often though I end up burning one side.
      It's alright though because it tastes delicious anyway.
      Just make sure to melt enough Crisco or butter into the pan by pre-heating it before you put your sandwich in and you will get the best results...and keep an eye on it while it's cooking.

      (I'm a big grilled cheese sandwich fan, as you might have guessed)

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      • Big'n slo
        Sponsored by...my paycheck
        • Mar 2003
        • 1909

        #4
        Ah, the secret is to not grill but toast the sandwich. First you lightly toast each slice then remove them from the toaster. Increase the heat while you quickly apply your choice of cheese and butter. You must bring the cheese and butter to room temperature before applying it to the bread.
        Then, re-insert your complete sandwich for the final heating. The high heat will crisp the outsides of the bread while melting the cheese and butter into a delicious blend of bovine byproducts. Once the bread turns to that glorious golden brown open the toaster and let you masterpiece cool. Enjoy




        I'm off to see whats in the vending machine.....

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        • f3rr3+
          Six inches of furry fury
          • Apr 2003
          • 752

          #5
          grilled cheese makes no sense :P
          Last week i thought i was indecisive, but now im not sure anymore...

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          • tobz
            I help lost people...
            • Dec 2002
            • 683

            #6
            actually..

            you can have really good grilled cheese results when you use a portable torch..

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            • PyRo
              President Bioloaf inc.
              • Dec 2000
              • 10186

              #7
              I can, but I choose not too
              The secret to grill chease though is american cheese blows, use swiss cheese and bacon.

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              • logamus
                Registered Abuser
                • Dec 2002
                • 2346

                #8
                three words for you.


                george foreman grill


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                • Tanner Johnson
                  I'll Be your Huckleberry
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 480

                  #9
                  It's really not hard

                  oh and logamus your truly 1337

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                  • AFRaven
                    Member
                    • May 2002
                    • 255

                    #10
                    Yeah, it's not so difficult, try a Waffle Iron or a George Foreman (as previously mentioned)

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                    • Albinonewt
                      Team Icky Forest
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 2456

                      #11
                      I used to be an assistant caterer for a few years. I can cook for up to a thousand people without really breaking a sweat. I know the best way to roast a pig (my favorite) and about a hundred different ways to prepare chicken.

                      Applying flame to two pieces of bread with some cheese in the middle for some reason appears to be beyond my abilities.
                      Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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                      • vf-xx
                        Henchmen Inc.
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 3311

                        #12
                        I've found a new way for grilled cheese:

                        Toast the bread to desired crispyness, then add cheese and nuke the whole thing for 30-60 seconds.

                        Otherwise I've always buttered the outside of the bread, not the pan, when grilling.
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                        • Lohman446
                          Useful posts: 7
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 9315

                          #13
                          Originally posted by logamus
                          three words for you.


                          george foreman grill

                          I love you man... thanks

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                          • Cryer
                            Paintball is over.
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 4105

                            #14
                            I thought you were going to ask something like "Why are we here?" or "where do babies come from?"


                            As far as grilled cheese sandwiches, I'm not sure. All I have the motivation to cook is Top Ramen...:o

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                            • SprayingMango
                              i cant wait to blog this
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 4557

                              #15
                              grilled cheese =

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