My Dad 0WNS Your Dad

[Echo419]

Back when my Dad was a boy, 14 to be excact. He lived on a farm in Alabama with his 2 parents. See they would sometimes go out on weekend trips and leave him alone, and so one weekend they left. My dad had a crush on this "hotti" about 5 miles down the road. So he grabbed the keys to his Dad's truck and went out. (He knew how to drive because he taught himself whenever his parents would leave). He got to the chick's house. He was trying to be all cool and stuff and so he was like, "Cmon baby wanna go for a ride?", and she said she couldnt because she was baby sitting a little boy named timmy. My dad was just like, "Well timmy can come he just has to get in the back (bed of the truck)." So he did and they went out. Well my dad came around this curb and he wanted to show out and so he floored it at like 50. He suddenly looked out an NO Timmy! He freaked he went back to the turn and nothing. Finnaly they found him. He suffered a major cuncusion and was in accoma for 2 months. Turns out the Girl's Grandmother was the main editor for the local newspaper. So the next day when his parents got home it was front page news.

After this my dad was like, "Yeah we got all sued and ****"

Now i'm not THAT bad am i!

[-=Squid=-]

Thats pretty hilarious!!!

But I dunno... I got a pretty cool dad... check my sig.

[gamarada717]

So did your dad get some?

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by gamarada717
So did your dad get some?

I thought the same thing... but I dunno, he almost killed a kid... "come here baby, hes just unconcious in the road..."

[PyRo]

Thats what rollbars are for... Timmy needs to learn how to hold on

[RRfireblade]

I thought this was going to be a why my Dad is cool thread.Why brag about him being a giant idiot?
He should thank his lucky stars that they ONLY got sued,if it was my little kid,your dad wouldn't have made it to be "your dad".

[Echo419]

LMAO guy funny you asked, he said after that, "She never came up any after that, it ruined us" He's such a funny perv

During scategories: The letter was J, and you had to come with a hobby. And guess what he said? Jacking Off. yah...

[Echo419]

Fireblade. just cause my dad is Thug Gangsta doesnt mean you can be mean

[RRfireblade]

Sorry,I'm just a grown up.One day you'll feel the same way,especially if you have kids,or you were little Timmy.

Seriously though,that's a pretty stupid thing to do or brag about.Unlicensed driving,speeding,reckless driving and child indangerment or possibly manslaughter is really not "cool".

Neither is "gangsta" for that matter,if you grew up in NYC,or had a best friend killed in a drive by,you might feel the same way about that too.

Sorry if I offended you tho.

Jay.

[Echo419]

that makes the 37th post i have been yelled at

[RRfireblade]

Originally posted by Echo419
that makes the 37th post i have been yelled at

Is it getting in yet?

(I wasn't yelling,THIS IS YELLING!!!!!!!!!!)

[Echo419]

lol fireblade thats what my dad does lol

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by Echo419
Fireblade. just cause my dad is Thug Gangsta doesnt mean you can be mean

A thug gangsta from a farm in Alabama? I am sure he is just a hip as Vanilla Ice!

[Echo419]

Dude of corse

[Timmee]

Re: My Dad 0WNS Your Dad

Originally posted by Echo419
Back when my Dad was a boy, 14 to be excact. He lived on a farm in Alabama with his 2 parents. See they would sometimes go out on weekend trips and leave him alone, and so one weekend they left. My dad had a crush on this "hotti" about 5 miles down the road. So he grabbed the keys to his Dad's truck and went out. (He knew how to drive because he taught himself whenever his parents would leave). He got to the chick's house. He was trying to be all cool and stuff and so he was like, "Cmon baby wanna go for a ride?", and she said she couldnt because she was baby sitting a little boy named timmy. My dad was just like, "Well timmy can come he just has to get in the back (bed of the truck)." So he did and they went out. Well my dad came around this curb and he wanted to show out and so he floored it at like 50. He suddenly looked out an NO Timmy! He freaked he went back to the turn and nothing. Finnaly they found him. He suffered a major cuncusion and was in accoma for 2 months. Turns out the Girl's Grandmother was the main editor for the local newspaper. So the next day when his parents got home it was front page news.

After this my dad was like, "Yeah we got all sued and ****"

Now i'm not THAT bad am i!

"Uh oh, I think we're gonna need another Timmy!"

A round of applause to the person who cn name where that quote came from.








And on a more serious note, I hope your dad's mistake taught you a valuable lesson about the consequences of impulsive and immature behavior.