Chemistry Valentine Project

[DJBacon06]

Hey everybody. I am having some trouble with my Chemistry project. What I have to do is think of Valentine sayings that relate to chemistry and then make a Valentine's Day card. For some reason i am not in the creative mood, so i turn to AO.

Some examples of sayings are:
"Hey baby, I've got my ion you!"
"I love you more than him, so don't make me Barium!" (thanks falconguy)

Oh and in case you were wondering, this is a 10th grade project...but it doesn't matter because we get food day and a 50/50 grade if we do it.

All help is appreciated!
Thanks,
JC

[impostal22]

a neutron pays a visit to the nucleus bar, and asks for a drink. he meets up with a lady neutron and asks if he wants to buy her a drink. she agrees and the proton bartender buys her a drink. he asks the bartender how much the drink is and he says, "for you, no charge."

......................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i hate this joke lol.

[Zygote]

"You're prettier than triaquodibromomonochloroferrate-3. Be my Valentine."

That one got me all the chicks.

[behemoth]

Baby, your hotter than a bunsen burner

Wow, thats cheesy -.-


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[sharpshooter1286]

lol or u can just beat someone up and take theirs?

[AFRaven]

"You know, I wouldn't mind putting my Tungsten your mouth."

"Make me a sandwich woman... then Iron my clothes."

and now, some poetry:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Using Rohypnol
Hot girls, you will scr....

*Note, I do not condone the use of rohypnol.

[JimmyDean]

Originally posted by Zygote
"You're prettier than triaquodibromomonochloroferrate-3. Be my Valentine."

That one got me all the chicks.

WOW, IT DOES WORK!