happy vday (not really, just a funny vday joke)

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  • impostal22
    disgruntled...
    • Apr 2003
    • 1623

    #1

    happy vday (not really, just a funny vday joke)

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

    "You'll know tonight." he said.

    That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."
  • Lopy

    #2
    If I were telling that joke, it would have gotten ALOT dirtier.

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    • TransMan
      Man Beast!!!
      • Apr 2002
      • 3152

      #3
      Originally posted by Lopy
      If I were telling that joke, it would have gotten ALOT dirtier.
      Thats exactly what I was thinkin

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      • Echo419
        Registered User
        • Sep 2003
        • 2614

        #4
        agreed
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        • 71 LS6
          Nick Tahou's guru
          • May 2002
          • 230

          #5
          same here
          - There's no replacement for displacement.

          "It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn."

          AO Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Donatello

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          • impostal22
            disgruntled...
            • Apr 2003
            • 1623

            #6
            ok ok i realize it wasn't stellar. or dirty enough. but i didn't make the joke. i saw it in someone's profile and laughed so i shared it with my favorite people in the world. now bugger off

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