"The Sims" is better than real life!

[p8ntball1016]

After careful study, I conclude that the popular computer game, "The Sims" is most likely a better simulator for life than life itself. Think about it. I can build a house as big as I want (with the help of cheats of course), and I can build relationships with beautiful women that wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole in real life.

I've played the game on and off for a couple of years now, but with the addition of online features and an ever increasing selection of expansion packs, the game has officically eclipsed mother nature.

P.S. I also think "The Simpsons" universe is better than our own.

[ZSigErik]

Motion Seconded

[Dryden]

My favorite thing about The Sims is that I can sit on my lazy butt all afternoon drinking beer and watch my Sims pump iron and exercise.

[Stotic]

I used to play it, but I've forced myself not be captivated by the series. I'm not going to spend $30 on an expansion that gives me 5 new toilet designs.

[Python14]

The only thing the game needs is a Hi-rise option for the floor plans(2 floors? Come on! I want 43 floors damnit!)