Supreme executive power...

[p8ntball1016]

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Muhahahahahahahahahahahah!

[Jack_Dubious]

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


JDub

[p8ntball1016]

Be Quiet! I ORDER you to be quiet!!

[logamus]

there is some lovely filth over here.

[p8ntball1016]

Oh-ho-ho! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system!!!

[Cryer]

- Right, I'll do you for that.
- You'll what?
- Come 'ere!
- What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
- I'm invincible!
- You're a loony...
- The Black Knight always triumphs!

[gamarada717]

-Old woman!
-Man!
-Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
-I'm thirty seven.
-What?
-I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
-Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
-Well, you could say `Dennis'.
-I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
-Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?
-I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the
behind you looked--
-What I object to is you automatically treat me like an
inferior!
-Well, I AM king...
-Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress....

I've watched that too many times....

[ScatterPlot]

Well I didn't vote for you...

[Lethargic]

You can't be king just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!




Best movie ever!

[Jeffy-CanCon]

I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me... They'd put me away!

[Deep Sixx]

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. WHACK!

LOL!

sixx

[Chojin Man]

wth r u guys taking about?

[Cryer]

On second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

-We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
-But I don't like her.
-Don't like her? What's wrong with her. She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge ... tracts of land.

[Sir_Brass]

"It's not a matter of 'ow 'e grips it. it's a matter of weight ratios!"



"Come back here and I shall taunt you a second time!"


"I fart in your general direction."

and, who could forget this one:


"NI!"

and

"Bring us . . . a SHRUBERRY!"


and of course,

"We are no longer the knights who say "ni!" We are now the nights who say "Icky-icky-zuboing-a-zuboing-op!""


"Welcome to castle Anthrax"

[skife]

She turned me into a newt!....I got better