Supreme executive power...

[Big'n slo]

"Bring out your dead!"

[1stdeadeye]

Just go to EMR and play the scenario game already!

Pulleth the pin and count......

[Mr.mike]

Guard: You're using coconuts!

Arthur: What?

Guard: You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together!

Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land. Through the kingdom of Mercia, through...

Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?

Arthur: (somewhat taken aback) We found them.

Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

Arthur: What do you mean?

Guard: This is a temperate zone!

Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers to our land!

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried.

Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut?

Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!

Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
Just go to EMR and play the scenario game already!

Pulleth the pin and count......

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 1 to 26.

And Saint Atilla raised the Holy Hand Grenade Upon High saying,

"Oh Lord, please bless thy Holy Hand Grenade, that it may smite thine enemies in thy mercy."

And the Lord spake and the people celebrated and feasted upon the aruangutans and fruit bats and breakfast cereals . . .

That's enough Brother Maynard, please skip ahead a bit.

Oh, right. . .. AHEM.

And the Lord spake, saying,

"First pull out the Holy pin. Then thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count to two unless thou directly proceedest to three. Five is RIGHT OUT! Once thou countest to three, being the third number be reached, lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Big'n slo]

TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!
TIM:
He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD:
Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:
You mangy Scots git!
TIM:
I'm warning you!
ROBIN:
What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM:
He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR:
Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS:
Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM:
Look!
[squeak]
BORS:
Aaaugh!

[taylor492]

There are some who call me.....Tim.

[Cryer]

Blue... no! yellow! AAAAaargh!

[Dryden]

Here's one!
Ninepence.
I'm not dead!
What?
Nothing... There's your ninepence.
I'm not dead!
'Ere. He says he's not dead.
Yes he is.
I'm not!
He isn't.
He will be soon. He's very ill.
I'm getting better!
You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.
I can't take him like this. It's against regulations.
I don't want to go on the cart.
Don't be such a baby.
I can't take him.
I feel fine.
Do me a favour.
I can't.
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes. He won't be long.
I promised I'd be at the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
When's your next round?
Thursday.
I think I'll go for a walk.
You're not fooling anyone you know.
Isn't there anything you could do?
I feel happy... I feel happy.
*WHACK*
Thanks very much.
That's all right. See you on Thursday.

[TraXeR]

Monty Python thread! In which case.... NI!

[taylor492]

[minstrel music]

Robin's Minstel:
Bravely bold Sir Robin

Rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die

Oh Brave Sir Robin

He was not at all afraid

To be killed in nasty ways

Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared

To be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out

And his elbows broken

To have his kneecaps split

And his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in

And his heart cut out

And his liver removed

And his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped

And his bottom burned off

And his penis split and his...
[/Minstrel Music]
Robin: Tha..Thats Uhh
Thats enough music for now lads.

[Cryer]

- Behold!
*trumpets and fanfare*
- Camelot!
- Camelot!
- Camelot!
- Its only a model....
- SSH!

[PissedGodzilla]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER!!!! AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!

[taylor492]

Bridge keeper:...What, is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?!

Arthur: African, or European?

Bridgekeeper: Well i dont know that...Aaahh

[845]

.....HA!

[gamarada717]

1....2...5
3 sir!
3! (throws holy hand gernade)