After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He
was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the
nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed."
James Madison appeared, kicked him, and said, "This is
why I allowed the government to provide for the common
defense."
Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James
Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other
early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground,
an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, " This was not what
I was promised."
The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I
said?"
was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him
across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the
nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed."
James Madison appeared, kicked him, and said, "This is
why I allowed the government to provide for the common
defense."
Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James
Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other
early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground,
an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, " This was not what
I was promised."
The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I
said?"
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