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  • CasingBill
    The Case Wang
    • Jan 2003
    • 1347

    #1

    Wow..what a test!!!

    Not sure I would have passed back in the day.


    The little sister...

    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate---she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome, and really didn't want to overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me". I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

    I stood there a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.I opened the door and stepped out of the house and headed straight to my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, Son".

    The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!!!
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  • RT pRo AuToMaG
    (un)official MatrixDM4Tech
    • Mar 2002
    • 1000

    #2
    lol awesome! Glad you were going for protect...err..I mean glad you were about to leave the house
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    • FiRe
      SVSTC?
      • Nov 2002
      • 7750

      #3
      ROFL, thats good. VERY good, i dont think i would have passed that either

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      • i_baked_cookies
        It's a lie. Trust me.
        • Jan 2003
        • 1360

        #4
        that would suck if mr. future-father-in-law saw this...


        good story too, defentialy a classic
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        • Tanner Johnson
          I'll Be your Huckleberry
          • Aug 2003
          • 480

          #5
          I've Heard This One Before?

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          • Digits
            Canuckle
            • Feb 2003
            • 1329

            #6
            hah!..

            Thats some good stuff

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            • PyRo
              President Bioloaf inc.
              • Dec 2000
              • 10186

              #7
              Trusting familey :)

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              • Vash02
                Shut your face
                • May 2002
                • 671

                #8
                Yes i have also deffinatly heard that one before.

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                • Torbo
                  teamless
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 1737

                  #9
                  lol, nice job. And Congrats...:)
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                  • islandboi
                    Appropiate
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 330

                    #10
                    hahahaha thats awesome
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                    • dansim
                      ive been busy
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 4479

                      #11
                      id be like
                      "upstairs? baby we dont need to go upstairs we got this nice couch right here."

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                      • Chipper

                        #12
                        I saw this at PBNation, and PBReview, so I know that it can't be real. Sorry, it is a funny joke though.

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                        • RRfireblade

                          • Jun 2002
                          • 5103

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vash02
                          Yes i have also deffinatly heard that one before.
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                          • toyotaboy12
                            e-tough

                            • May 2003
                            • 3663

                            #14
                            lol that's pretty funny
                            my guess would be the fiance would be waiting upstairs too.
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                            • Barfly
                              You're out of your element
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 406

                              #15
                              haha that is frickin hilarious.
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