The difference between a liberal, a conservative, and a southerner??

[Enigma4you]

Originally posted by Raspo
You forgot to mention that a Conservative would be wearing a Swastika patch and most likely would have already killed 10 Iraqi soldiers earlier that day just because Hitler (Bush) said so.

You also forgot to mention that a Southerner would probably miss when he shoots because of his lack of intelligence and the fact that he'd be drunk on whiskey wearing a confederate flag patch on his arm..

Hey yall Im southern lets test this guys idea...Ill be the redneck with the Gun and he can be the mugger...

[breg]

You are forgetting the small but noticable precentage of southerners that would have a .30-06 slung over their shoulder for some reason...

Not to mention that his wife would be packing as well

and

The kids too...

[CasingBill]

Originally posted by Raspo
Yeah, I actually did think of that all by myself because unlike most of you morons, I am very intelligent. In fact, my IQ is probably higher than all of the Southerners' IQ combined. As for you conservatives, I'm pretty sure (100%) that my IQ is higher than your leader's...that guy by the name of George Bush...did you know his daddy bought him his way through college? It's true...he's really a moronic redneck, but his dad has money.

SUPPORT THE WAR ON TERROR! SUPPORT BENEFITTING OFF OF OTHERS! SUPPORT THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE (Americans included!) - Sarcasm.

So now you have a higher IQ than everyone??? Another brilliant statement. Do you think I care if Bush Sr. has money or not? So you are saying that Bush Sr. bought him the grades to make it through school? And YES.. I support the war on terror!

[paint magnet]

Originally posted by Raspo
Yeah, I actually did think of that all by myself because unlike most of you morons, I am very intelligent. In fact, my IQ is probably higher than all of the Southerners' IQ combined. As for you conservatives, I'm pretty sure (100%) that my IQ is higher than your leader's...that guy by the name of George Bush...did you know his daddy bought him his way through college? It's true...he's really a moronic redneck, but his dad has money.

SUPPORT THE WAR ON TERROR! SUPPORT BENEFITTING OFF OF OTHERS! SUPPORT THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE (Americans included!) - Sarcasm.

Oh, so we are the unintelligent ones? Yeah, maybe Bush should have just sat in his office like every damn Democratic president and let Saddam continue to feed his underlings into a wood chipper! But noooo, when we go over there to stop them , suddenly we're "killing innocent people"

You're calling the President a moronic redneck? I'm sorry, I believe I missed your title...oh that's right, you don't have one. So you go on exercising your right to free speach that our soldiers are dying to protect.


If you are condemning the actions of our country while we are fighting to liberate the oppressed people of a foreign country because no one else will, then you are no better than the scum we are fighting against. Why don't you go back to France where you will find people stupid enough to agree with you?

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by Raspo
Yeah, I actually did think of that all by myself because unlike most of you morons, I am very intelligent. In fact, my IQ is probably higher than all of the Southerners' IQ combined. As for you conservatives, I'm pretty sure (100%) that my IQ is higher than your leader's...that guy by the name of George Bush...did you know his daddy bought him his way through college? It's true...he's really a moronic redneck, but his dad has money.

SUPPORT THE WAR ON TERROR! SUPPORT BENEFITTING OFF OF OTHERS! SUPPORT THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE (Americans included!) - Sarcasm.

your grand total of TWO posts here have been nothing but TROLLING.

I'll say this before the mods come in and do it as well: Clean up your act or LEAVE!


trolls disgust me

[CasingBill]

My bet is that
raspo is the recently banned Lopy???

We should have left those kids in prison. They deserved it.

Idiot!!

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by Raspo
Yeah, I actually did think of that all by myself because unlike most of you morons, I am very intelligent. In fact, my IQ is probably higher than all of the Southerners' IQ combined. As for you conservatives, I'm pretty sure (100%) that my IQ is higher than your leader's...that guy by the name of George Bush...did you know his daddy bought him his way through college? It's true...he's really a moronic redneck, but his dad has money.

SUPPORT THE WAR ON TERROR! SUPPORT BENEFITTING OFF OF OTHERS! SUPPORT THE KILLING OF INNOCENT PEOPLE (Americans included!) - Sarcasm.

The Boy is back?

When did this happen?

[Miscue]

Originally posted by Raspo
Yeah, I actually did think of that all by myself because unlike most of you morons, I am very intelligent. In fact, my IQ is probably higher than all of the Southerners' IQ combined. As for you conservatives, I'm pretty sure (100%) that my IQ is higher than your leader's...that guy by the name of George Bush...did you know his daddy bought him his way through college? It's true...he's really a moronic redneck, but his dad has money.

Banninated... you tool.

[*captain_cox*37]

Re: Re: The difference between a liberal, a conservative, and a southerner??

Originally posted by Sir_Brass


actually, it's false for the southerner .

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Wife: Dang it, Jim! You said last night I could shoot the next one!

Dude cant u think of a better southern than "Jim". Add a "bo" to the end of that and u got ur self a good ol' southern name. Yeah I am from Bama and no for a fact everyone in the family would pull out some kinda of weapon. A wide range prolly, rifle, shotgun, and a .45 and unload a few of shots on the guy each as a family and team effort. Even Grandma would have a gun. Plus u have to throw in a pickup truck in there somewhere to be a true southerner.

Originally posted by paint magnet
Why don't you go back to France where you will find people stupid enough to agree with you?

I luv you...

[1stdeadeye]

Poll:

Raspo is:

A) CollegeBoy

B) Lopy aka Lopysloppy

C) Starbase CGI

[1stdeadeye]

Originally posted by Miscue


Banninated... you tool.

LOL!!!!!

You wonder why I love these mods!!!!

[*captain_cox*37]

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye


LOL!!!!!

You wonder why I love these mods!!!!

I know why I luv them, they r so good in bed... I meant so good at moderating

[CasingBill]

Originally posted by Miscue


Banninated... you tool.

Miscue...was I right...was it Lopy?

[Miscue]

I don't know.

[FactsOfLife]

Originally posted by Miscue


Banninated... you tool.

I NEVER, and I mean NEVER use anyone's stuff in my sig.

but this.... oh this is too damned good....