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  • fenris69
    Registered User
    • May 2001
    • 481
    #1

    The Onion

    I've glanced at this page once in a while, but never really read it. I'm sitting here, open house night at my ISP, working of course...so I had a look at the article archive..oh gawd. It ranges from hilarious to they said what??? But all of it provoked laughter...mostly of the nervous/embarrased kind but hey! who cares? check this out.

    Funny as all hell...if your bored

    beware younguns...they do use foul language.And as a disclaimer of sorts...if this offends you? I'm so very...very...sorry. really.
    (Im in an odd mood eh?)
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    • fenris69
      Registered User
      • May 2001
      • 481
      #2
      awwww

      well i couldnt post the exact link due to a bad word in it...but at the search up top type in "primo" and take the first link hope you live in cali!

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        • Ni cD
          Registered User
          • Oct 2000
          • 1127
          #3
          Haha, thats hilarious! And so sad at the same time...*crying*...

          NI
          "The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears and to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Khan

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            • the JoKeR
              Slightly disturbed member
              • Dec 2001
              • 565
              #4
              The Onion is actually a real paper, published in Madison WI. Those of us lucky enough to live in the Milwaukee area can pick it up free at bars, resturants, news stands, etc., all over. Lots more funny stuff in the printed version. Best bathroom literature I have seen!
              the JoKeR

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                • PotatoBoy
                  Hamburgers should be high

                  • Sep 2001
                  • 2533
                  #5
                  Yeah, the Onion is America's Finest News Source. You can actually get a subscription to the printed version no matter where you're at. It just costs money.
                  Potatoboy!

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                    • Cliffio
                      No Sig's or Av's is Gay
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 4592
                      #6
                      Originally posted by PotatoBoy
                      It just costs money.
                      very insightfull


                      just struck me as funny

                      later
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                        • animal
                          #7
                          Go to theonion website and read the "Herbert kornfield" editorials. The link is on the bottom left of the page. They are funny as hell when you think about the picture of the guy as you read em.

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                            • the JoKeR
                              Slightly disturbed member
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 565
                              #8
                              The current issue has a great "interview" with BinLadin...

                              "You may have dozens of bases in Afghanistan. You may have thousands of bombs," bin Laden said. "But know this: We still have three or four guns and a full crate of bullets. And some knives, I think. You cannot hope to prevail."



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                                • Cliffio
                                  No Sig's or Av's is Gay
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 4592
                                  #9
                                  speaking of osama
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                                    • scarpa43
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 288
                                      #10
                                      I have been reading The Onion online for years, the new issue comes out every Wednesday.
                                      One of those little things that helps you through the week.

                                      Glad to see the word get out about it.

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                                        • theraidenproject
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                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 1240
                                          #11
                                          i love the onion. i read the online version every week. I asked for the print version for x-mas, hope i get it. I read pracitcally the whole thing of one of their books in the virgin megastore. funniest article i remember, "Drugs Win War on Drugs" or something like that.
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                                            • pumpamatic
                                              TIM-MAY!!!
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 822
                                              #12
                                              The Onion rules.
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