I got into University of Nebraska Lincoln.....CAUSE IM BLACK!

[Automaggin2]

Yea, you heard it right. I guess admissions misread my app and thought i was of African American descent, so they excepted me and offered me all types of money....for being black.

I was all happy, getting excepted to UNL, but a few months after being excepted, I recieve a letter about being black. Ridiculous!


This is soooooooooooooo stupid. I cant wait to hear there reaction when I tell them i'm whiter then the sun!

[CasingBill]

No Way!! You could be soul man the second!!!

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Hopefully you dont lose your acceptance

[Restola]

I doubt they'd have the guts to un-admit him after a mistake like that.

But you never know.

[CasingBill]

I would just play dumb and show up like any other kid. Just don't join the all black fraternity or you might end up on stage dancing a jig.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Originally posted by CasingBill
I would just play dumb and show up like any other kid. Just don't join the all black fraternity or you might end up on stage dancing a jig.

I think they might notice

[redzone]

just say your related to bill clinton and smoke alotta dope
am i aloud to say the word dope??

[Butterfingers]

I know a guy who got into SUNY Bignahmaton cause he put on his application that he was Black. He was whiter than a bounty paper towel.

He got a 800 TOTAL on his SAT and was a C student.

Everybody called him white chocolate.

A person like me needed to get a 1300 to get into this school!

Talk about double standards... Kinda pisses me off. We must END discrimination... Equal rights means equal standards.

[p8ntball1016]

just say that you have that skin disease that michael jackson has.

[redzone]

yah

[1stdeadeye]

I saw the title and was going to post that Colin is whiter then Casper, but that is kind of funny.

Hey take the money and go there. Dare them to challange you and then you can sue them for reverse discrimination when they do!

[fcpchop]

dude just cus ur white doesn't mean your not african america, tell them your family moved their from Europe a long time ago or suttin, and they lived there, there for their kids would be technically african but white, say that was like your grandparents or suttin

[Automaggin2]

Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
I saw the title and was going to post that Colin is whiter then Casper, but that is kind of funny.

Hey take the money and go there. Dare them to challange you and then you can sue them for reverse discrimination when they do!

Haha! I was seriously thinking of that!


I could always say I'm albino african american

[p8ntball1016]

Originally posted by fcpchop
dude just cus ur white doesn't mean your not african america, tell them your family moved their from Europe a long time ago or suttin, and they lived there, there for their kids would be technically african but white, say that was like your grandparents or suttin

yeah, kinda like the 'my grandmother was dutch' thing from blazing saddles.

[Barfly]

haha, this thread gives me lots of bad ideas. Just tell them you are black norwegian or that you are 1/16 african.