|r|e|s|p|o|n|s|i|b|i|l|i|t|y My ANTI-DRUG - parody thread

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Benfica4ever
    Registered User
    • Nov 2002
    • 1583

    #61
    D|R|U|G|S -my anti drug.

    wait what?



    [ Logic Paintball ]


    [ IM ME! ]

    Comment

    • ZAust
      the righteous, the weeping
      • May 2003
      • 1806

      #62
      just tell them you didnt do drugs because you were too freaking intelligent for crap like that...


      |S|T|R|A|I|G|H|T|E|D|G|E|
      TONIGHT WE DANCE FOR TOMORROW THEY RELEASE THE DOGS

      Comment

      • Echo419
        Registered User
        • Sep 2003
        • 2614

        #63
        Just Tell Your Friends You Couldnt Get Stoned,
        Because You Were Getting High Already
        They'll Understand

        |O|p|p|o|r|t|u|n|i|t|y| - My Anti-Drug

        glad to see some one borught MY thread back to life
        Last edited by Echo419; 07-08-2004, 11:22 AM.
        ANGEL, MASK, PANTS, LOADER, GUITAR, PADS, EVERYTHING FOR SALE
        Aim - PossessionZero----------Gmail - [email protected]

        Comment

        • Bolter
          Hardcore casual
          • May 2003
          • 1223

          #64
          just drink loads of liver killing alcohol and then blame the drug users for crime and violence

          |B|E|E|R| - my anti christ
          Bolter
          Storm Uk

          Comment

          • Python14
            Norsk
            • Jun 2001
            • 3343

            #65
            Just tell your friends you forgot to get catch bait because you were too busy getting high. They'll understand.

            |C|A|T|F|I|S|H|I|N|G| My Anti-drug
            BLOODY MURDER!

            Comment

            • Will Wood
              Evil Monkey
              • May 2002
              • 3475

              #66
              |F|R|E|E| |S|T|U|F|F| - My Anti Drug


              Funny story, just came up two days ago. At my work there was a Red Cross bus for blood donations. I normally would take up on this, but seeing as how.. they would have to reject my blood for failing a certain test... I couldn't. And I really wanted to give it, besides for the cause (Which I have have used donators blood for many operations I've gone through), they always give out free food and little things. Last year, I got a neat fan.

              Anyways, yea, don't do drugs, because when there is a Red Cross blood donation going on, you won't get the free stuff.

              Comment

              • CaptaiN_JacK
                will get you high tonight
                • Jan 2003
                • 947

                #67
                Just tell your 17 year old girlfriend you were too busy getting stoned to put on a condom. She'll understand.

                |K|I|D|S| - My Anti-Drug

                *and i just read page 2 and this was already posted^, so heres another one.

                Just tell the prostitute you only can pay her half wage because you spent all your money on shrooms. She'll understand.

                |P|R|O|S|T|I|T|U|T|E|S| - My Anti-Drug
                Last edited by CaptaiN_JacK; 07-08-2004, 06:44 PM.

                War is peace

                Freedom is slavery

                Ignorance is strength

                Comment

                • RapidTransit
                  E-Body Man
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 400

                  #68
                  Remembering hospital stay for alcohol poisoning and 3 months later parents dragging me inside with a bloody face after I tripped and slammed my head against the front door then waking up not remembering a thing and passing out waking up with mustard all over my face. Yeah I quit drinking. Been sober for like 4+ months and couldn't be happier Fun times

                  |R|E|M|E|M|B|E|R|I|N|G|W|H|A|T|Y|O|U|R|F|R|I|E|N|D |S|T|O|L|D|Y|O|U|W|H|A|T|H|A|P|P|E|N|E|D|W|H|I|L|E |Y|O|U|W|E|R|E|D|R|U|N|K| - My Anti-Drug
                  Gun: AGD eMag with LvL10
                  Cars: 1991 Lexus LS400. 1970 Plymouth 'Cuda 440-4, Auto, 1 of 816. 1970 Dodge Challenger 318 S/E, soon to be a 440-6 with a 5 speed, and painted Sublime green

                  Comment

                  • Gideon1331
                    Im back for now...
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 3255

                    #69
                    just tell your...... wait I dont need a freakin reason I dont even have the skightest urge to do drugs

                    Comment

                    • -Carnifex-
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1434

                      #70
                      Wow, girls (I assume Echo is a girl) are stupid. I'm suprized you could even manage registering, much less posting.
                      "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
                      - Karl Marx

                      Comment

                      • dwab3000
                        im not wearing any pants
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 1072

                        #71
                        just tell jack down the street te one who wears the trench coat and sells drugs that you couldnt buy from him cause last time you smoked weed, you blew up your PS2

                        |N|o|t| |b|l|o|w|i|n|g| |u|p| |m|y| |s|t|u|f|f| - my anti drug
                        HalloWicked
                        HATCHET WARRIORS UNITE
                        Clown Love

                        Comment

                        • Echo419
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 2614

                          #72
                          Originally posted by -Carnifex-
                          Wow, girls (I assume Echo is a girl) are stupid. I'm suprized you could even manage registering, much less posting.
                          Carnifex What the Hell is that about.... When did i post anything about me bieng a girl.....????
                          ANGEL, MASK, PANTS, LOADER, GUITAR, PADS, EVERYTHING FOR SALE
                          Aim - PossessionZero----------Gmail - [email protected]

                          Comment

                          • -Carnifex-
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1434

                            #73
                            Originally posted by Echo419
                            Carnifex What the Hell is that about.... When did i post anything about me bieng a girl.....????
                            I look at your sig and assume you're a girl.
                            "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
                            - Karl Marx

                            Comment

                            • Heat
                              hello lamewads
                              • Oct 2000
                              • 4463

                              #74
                              :rofl:

                              Comment

                              • Heat
                                hello lamewads
                                • Oct 2000
                                • 4463

                                #75
                                Originally posted by -Carnifex-
                                I look at your sig and assume you're a girl.
                                LOL!!!

                                Comment

                                Working...