Unoffical club for people whos guns never work!

[tony3]

Is it me, or do none of my guns ever work? I don't think one of my guns have been reliable where I haven't been nervous before each day of play. Us depressed people whos guns never work can talk about our sorrows of life with broken guns here.

[personman]

Diddnt you used to own an impulse?

[decimator4]

IM IN!

LOL it happens to me all the time, lets see, m98 has had countless problems, my mag broke for a while, and its a mag, how does it break??! My nitro tank has had countless leaking issues... Every paintball item I own has been broken cept my mask... but thats bound to happen

[Ov3rmind]

Sucks for you guys.

[Digits]

my gun always works when I need it.. It's wierd.. It works on the field, then the next day it will break, I guess it's good for me..

But I end up borrowing a gun a far amount, just because mine isn't working perfectly.. It almost always shoots.. Just sometimes not good enough

[Havoc_online]

make the club.
get all the mags and send them to me.
I send all the mags back.
Leave the club.
Make me your king.

[Barfly]

Does it also include peoples who tanks never work?

The paintball store's compressor is broken so I find this dive shop that is like over 40 minutes away. I drive there get my tank filled, nice guy didn't even make me pay for it. By the time I get home the tank has already dropped 500 psi from a leak and when I go to air it up pow the 1.8k burst disk erupts. I can't tell you how pissed I am, now I have to use my ghetto fab .68 carbine tommarow with C02.

[felony]

My emag is just about flawless.

It almost makes me want to get a gun i need to work on and make work :]

I get to practice and tournaments and my teammates are fiddling around wtih schockers and matrix.. fooling with LPRS, regs, eyes, dwell, this and that. I just screw my tank in, chrono, and play.

Sometimes i feel left out :[

[wobbles82]

OHH my gun always works...its just..whenever I try to do things nice for it, like lube it after everytime I play it is just straight up horrible. I think the rate is....everytime I take it apart..do maintenance....put it back together, 1 more screw port gets crossthreaded, they really gotta make the Timmy stuff thicker.

[tony3]

Originally posted by personman
Diddnt you used to own an impulse?

Yes, and an rt and I own an angel, they all have had major problems.

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

my guns work...only i don't know how to use them

[painball]

I'm in. None of my guns have ever worked flawlessly...ever.

Every time I head up to the field I either forget something vital or something just doesn't wanna work. For example, a couple weeks ago, I played with my angel for the first time. Discovered my LPR is all whacko, along with whacko chopping no matter what I set my cap at, and lastly the thing was really really loud.

My guns don't like me.

[laxkid]

there is only three guns i have ever had that worked flawlessly my old emag my old minimag and my gz they would never break down or have to fiddle with them.

[CodeMA]

how about tanks...tanks tick me off... and I think(though without a nicely working tank) my mag might be bucking for the same club...honestly...

frankly if it desides to not work alteast half proper by next weekend, it might just have to take a visit to Uncle Curtis' boarding house for the uncoopertive mags and be whipped intoshape...grumbles

I didnt feel like haveing bugging him at texball, its not a dire thing, besides it gave me an excuse to shoot new mags that Ive never touched or shot before... but frankly... It looks bad when I have to start mooching marker setups at every event...so if it doesnt like me come this weekend, I will see too it it gets an attitude ajustment properlike I guess...

[tony3]

I think I need to stop buying used guns and I need to throw away all my allen keys