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  • InfinatyBPS
    Dead Black Rose
    • May 2001
    • 2404

    #1

    Peeing on a church... Ooops

    Ok, well I was at my ex-gf's grandfather's house and there was like a mini family reunion thing going on. Well her cousins come outside with us. Anna(my ex) calls her boyfriend to come over(he lives a couple blocks away). And we were like 5 houses down from her grandfather's house, and one of her cousins gos and pees on a bush by a church on the corner of the street. And I was like, Damn I gotta pee too, so I go and pee on a bush, and a guy from the church sees me, and comes over calls the police, and they come, I told them I just hella had to pee, and didn't want to have to bring everyone(like 6 people) back with me to go pee at the house(we were sticking together). And ya, I get yelled at by all the kids parents(didn't even know the parents) and ya. They let me go, it was interesting tho, made a big *** scene.
    You smell like dookie... No really though.
  • momags!
    Registered User
    • Jan 2002
    • 178

    #2
    I'm dumber for having read this.
    Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake. -Napoleon

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    • Heat
      hello lamewads
      • Oct 2000
      • 4463

      #3
      ^^ I'm with stupid^^ giggle

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      • breg
        mean & hateful, fat & ugly
        • Jan 2003
        • 1037

        #4
        Well.... ummm..... brain leaving... NO! I won't read anymore threads like this, I promise.... Come back braaaa..............

        (The rest of this post was good but I can't type it now, I'm too busy drooling on myself and lasping into a vegitative state.)
        Giant flying dogs are gonna give you a flame-thrower enema!!!

        SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS!!!!!!!!

        Chuff!!! Chuff!!!

        ABQHC

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        • Digits
          Canuckle
          • Feb 2003
          • 1329

          #5
          your such a rebel you

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          • 1stdeadeye
            Still around????
            • Jun 2002
            • 8501

            #6
            Wow you have class.

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            • dansim
              ive been busy
              • Jun 2001
              • 4479

              #7
              exactly what i was gonna say 1de

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              • DJBacon06
                Aww DIP!
                • Nov 2002
                • 733

                #8
                Aww DIP! NO YOU DIDN'T!!
                Hit me up on the IM: DJBacon06

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                • Brak
                  POOP
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 1996

                  #9
                  i just hate it when i 'hella have to pee' also....
                  SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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                  • Cope
                    Go D.S.U Hounds!
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 282

                    #10
                    Ha ha- your story reminds me of when Ozzy Osbourne was in Texas and was walking the streets wearing a dress and he had to pee.
                    Hw saw this old wall and started to urinate on it.
                    The next thing he knew he was surrounded by Texas cops who hauled him off to jail.
                    Turns out he was peeing on The Alamo, a historic landmark in those parts, lol

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                    • p8ntball1016

                      #11
                      nice one jackass. now youre gonna get smoted.

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                      • mcveighr
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 861

                        #12
                        smote.

                        Don't worry, we've all been there.

                        Especially when its dark out and you dont know what it is.

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                        • Thordic
                          AFTICA
                          • May 2001
                          • 5986

                          #13
                          I was in NYC once with some friends and this girl popped a squat in a flowerpot on the front steps to a church.

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                          • p8ntball1016

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Thordic
                            I was in NYC once with some friends and this girl popped a squat in a flowerpot on the front steps to a church.
                            was she hot?

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                            • InfinatyBPS
                              Dead Black Rose
                              • May 2001
                              • 2404

                              #15
                              Wow, I didn't realize I posted this on PBN... Honestly, it seems alot has changed scince I've been on here.
                              You smell like dookie... No really though.

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