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  • penguinpunk555
    Wheel Chair Zombie
    • Apr 2003
    • 1489

    #1

    I need help...

    Well, my x bestfriends boyfriend realy wants to kill me. What happened was everyone I knew was in a relationship except me and I was always alone never got to go to the movies and was always alone at the parties. So my bestfriend decided to become friends with benefits before I ever met her huge boyfriend. I was having alot of problems between her and me so I just decided to forget the friendship. She then told her boyfriend how she cheated on him with me. Now the kid wants to kill me and the only advantage I have is my speed. What should I do? I will probly see him soon. Should I bring lots of friends?
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    Fear the Ninja
  • Brak
    POOP
    • Sep 2002
    • 1996

    #2
    run faster than he does. if you dont want to run, bring a grappling hook and throwing knives.
    SIG RULES SUCK REAL BAD AND THEYRE STUPID AND DUMB AND THEY STINK AND ARE STUPID AND I HATE THEM AND THEY SUCK REAL BAD

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    • penguinpunk555
      Wheel Chair Zombie
      • Apr 2003
      • 1489

      #3
      Begins evil pondering....
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      Fear the Ninja

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      • -=Squid=-

        #4
        Whenever he wants to fight, punch him in the face when hes not ready, and just run away. That would be hilarious.

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        • penguinpunk555
          Wheel Chair Zombie
          • Apr 2003
          • 1489

          #5
          I do have friends in high places. The captian of my paintball team is friends with most of his schools football team. Hehe
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          • HoppysMag
            Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
            • Oct 2001
            • 3494

            #6
            avoid a fight but if u get in one. just punch the kid in the throat. the only unfair fight is the one you loose.
            "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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            • AutomagRT1483
              AutoWangRT1483
              • Oct 2002
              • 2987

              #7
              HAHAHAHAHA!!! No comment.

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              • Gitaroo Man
                Desafortunadamente
                • May 2002
                • 1536

                #8
                You're 14....what could you have done that was so bad?? I doubt any kid at 14 will actually have the guts to hurt you but if he does...give him a quick punch in the face and run!

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                • devildog
                  I hate my user name
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 1530

                  #9
                  put a couple rolls of quarters in your hand, or just flat out hit him with a rock. hell, carry around a bat if you have to. look for weapons of opurtunity when the time comes
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                  • ShortStrokeTX
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 109

                    #10
                    Walk around with a big steel pipe. Make sure it has a 90* elbow at the end of it and it should be really rusty. Nobody messes with a guy who has a big rusty steel pipe
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                    • swanster
                      apple mac rocks
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 230

                      #11
                      wind him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,run away

                      if you see him again

                      wind him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,run away

                      if you see him again

                      wind him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,run away

                      that usually works good, but if you have time hit him in the face quickly then,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, run awy
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                      • breg
                        mean & hateful, fat & ugly
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1037

                        #12
                        Wear a grass skirt and carry a voodoo stick. No one will mess with a guy that can turn them into a zombie.

                        That or just make sure that next time she doesn't have a boyfriend... That could help... Or, just ask why he is so mad at you when she cheated on him.


                        Kick him in the teeth.

                        Hex him.

                        Steal his soul.

                        Find a person that can make a voodoo doll.
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                        • -=Squid=-

                          #13
                          Breg is obviously very experienced...

                          I vote, "kick him in the face," assuming you didnt like my other idea.

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                          • breg
                            mean & hateful, fat & ugly
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1037

                            #14
                            Originally posted by -=Squid=-
                            Breg is obviously very experienced.
                            A life time spent pissing people off. But, I have not been in a fight for almost 10 years.
                            Giant flying dogs are gonna give you a flame-thrower enema!!!

                            SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS!!!!!!!!

                            Chuff!!! Chuff!!!

                            ABQHC

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                            • phantomhitman
                              ao's official bad guy
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 1841

                              #15
                              lol, this thread is funny

                              i vote for hitting him in the nose. even a grown man cannot take being hit square in the nose. then.....run if he can stand it and goes after you

                              also, videotape the incident so i can see it.


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