how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

[p8ntball1016]

two. one to fail, and one to write a song about it

how many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

two. one to do it and one to kick the chair out from under him.

[painTech]

stupid people piss me off. you piss me off. put it together.

how many metallica fans does it take?

i dunno, but if you ask one you will confuse the hell outta them trying to coubnt that high.

[dansim]

Originally posted by painTech
stupid people piss me off. you piss me off. put it together.

how many metallica fans does it take?

i dunno, but if you ask one you will confuse the hell outta them trying to coubnt that high.

hi, im the funny police and your under arrest buddy. You have the right to remain silent if you choose to open your mouth again i will place your foot in it. you have the right to an attoreny, if you can not afford one well your SOL. Please place both you hand behind your back and lie face down on the ground. If your lucky the judge will go easy on you but bubba in the holding cell wont, welcome to hell *****.

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by dansim



hi, im the funny police and your under arrest buddy. You have the right to remain silent if you choose to open your mouth again i will place your foot in it. you have the right to an attoreny, if you can not afford one well your SOL. Please place both you hand behind your back and lie face down on the ground. If your lucky the judge will go easy on you but bubba in the holding cell wont, welcome to hell *****.

Hi, im the real police and your under arrest for the impersonation of being the funny police. Sucka.

[Ov3rmind]

Technically, they never screwed in the light bulb.

Ah who cares, this thread blows.

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by -=Squid=-


Hi, im the real police and your under arrest for the impersonation of being the funny police. Sucka.

no, you aren't the funny police, you're the COMEDY POLICE!

[Mateo]

Originally posted by FooTemps


no, you aren't the funny police, you're the COMEDY POLICE!

hahaha

[gamarada717]

pwned

[Mango]

Originally posted by -=Squid=-


Hi, im the real police and your under arrest for the impersonation of being the funny police. Sucka.

[Brak]

how many ice-t's does it take to change a lightbulb? ONE BECAUSE ICE-T CAN CHANGE A FREAKIN LIGHT BULB BIATCHES!

[EsPo]

I believe the original version of the joke was as follows:

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.


I find both versions funny, but am an emo superhero myself.

Go figure.

[Crimson_Turkey]

I think your origional lightbulb post was better

How many AOers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

and 1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again.

[Dubstar112]

lol that was great

[RT pRo AuToMaG]

Chrimson: LOL how long did it take to write that?

[bornl33t]

it was a copy and paste if I remember right.. still funny none the less