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  • redzone
    Registered User
    • Feb 2004
    • 112

    #1

    hot women (how do they always know)

    Why is it that Like all the hott grls always know exactly how to play thier cards? Why is it that they can get me to do anything they want? When i see a hott grl its like im hypnotized and they have complete contol over my brain.

    i bring this up because at work the other day There was this extremly hott cashier at the register next to me ( i work at a grocery store cuz im only in h/s ) we were both on express and it was a slow night. so we started talking and she was flirting with me and i was like in a completly different world. imagine one of the hottest girls you've ever met asking you if her shirt looked bad because it kept becoming untucked (of coarse being my stupid self i said y dont you just take it off lol) so me being a complete wuss didnt ask her for her number or n e thing. For some odd reason i think maybe she was using me for her entertainment......why do women always do this(dammit)?
  • MagMan5446
    .....
    • Jun 2001
    • 2572

    #2
    Because you're desperate for a woman still.

    They aren't all that great man.

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    • TraXeR
      Registered User
      • Sep 2002
      • 1761

      #3
      Re: hot women (how do they always know)

      Originally posted by redzone
      Why is it that Like all the hott grls always know exactly how to play thier cards? Why is it that they can get me to do anything they want? When i see a hott grl its like im hypnotized and they have complete contol over my brain.

      i bring this up because at work the other day There was this extremly hott cashier at the register next to me ( i work at a grocery store cuz im only in h/s ) we were both on express and it was a slow night. so we started talking and she was flirting with me and i was like in a completly different world. imagine one of the hottest girls you've ever met asking you if her shirt looked bad because it kept becoming untucked (of coarse being my stupid self i said y dont you just take it off lol) so me being a complete wuss didnt ask her for her number or n e thing. For some odd reason i think maybe she was using me for her entertainment......why do women always do this(dammit)?
      I'm no girl, but I bet she just enjoyed toying with you, she has 'power' over you now. Plus, sunconciously, all of us will probably do something for someone we find smokin' hot (it's all in the hormones, sorry bud). Even Family Guy says so!
      'people should not be allowed to own paintguns which are smarter than they are'

      -Sparq

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      • redzone
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 112

        #4
        yes i bet she did enjoy toying with me

        women i hate them so much but then i love them so much. of coarse how can i trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die

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        • DJBacon06
          Aww DIP!
          • Nov 2002
          • 733

          #5
          Originally posted by redzone
          yes i bet she did enjoy toying with me

          women i hate them so much but then i love them so much. of coarse how can i trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
          Heh heh...nice South Park refrence there. I hear that!
          Women are the devil, but at the same time something wanted and needed by every (straight) guy. how can something evil be so beautiful?
          Hit me up on the IM: DJBacon06

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          • Morally0Confused
            Registered User
            • Dec 2003
            • 238

            #6
            over the years i notice any girl i did anything for id get stepped on any girl i was a jerk to and she was the one doing backflips for me

            dont know why but for some reason people like to be treated like <B>*POOF*</B>

            <B>*Warning: No Cussing*</B> -Miscue
            Last edited by Miscue; 03-06-2004, 12:03 AM.

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            • redzone
              Registered User
              • Feb 2004
              • 112

              #7
              lol yah thats kinda true in a way

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              • Miscue
                Super Moderator

                • Oct 2000
                • 7105

                #8
                They can smell your weakness.

                Remember kids... treat girls horribly, and they will love you for it.

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                • Chojin Man
                  toodle
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 1229

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Miscue
                  They can smell your weakness.

                  Remember kids... treat girls horribly, and they will love you for it.
                  You are wise beyond your years.

                  Serriously, I think that girls eventualy grow out of seeking out jerks and end up marrying the nice guys. They like jerks cause they think that they can change them. When they finally grow up and mature they realize that they cant change a guy, and go for someone who actually cares about them.

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                  • Morally0Confused
                    Registered User
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 238

                    #10
                    i dont think its seaking out jerks
                    i think its people like a challange
                    someone treats you nice you know they like you
                    someone is a jerk you try to get them to like you

                    dogs dont chase rocks they chase rabbits

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                    • Chojin Man
                      toodle
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 1229

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Morally0Confused
                      i dont think its seaking out jerks
                      i think its people like a challange
                      someone treats you nice you know they like you
                      someone is a jerk you try to get them to like you

                      dogs dont chase rocks they chase rabbits
                      That is pretty much what I'm saying.

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                      • Butterfingers
                        PhD in Automagology
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 2263

                        #12
                        Yep... Challange is key...

                        Why chase somthing you know you can have...

                        Make her go bonkers over you...
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                        • virus
                          AO's dirty little secret
                          • Oct 2000
                          • 1524

                          #13
                          so that is probly why my brother got me the xmas present he did....

                          now mind you i have yet to sit down and read the whole thing
                          i just pick it up and flop it open and read a few pages and such

                          but the book is..... the complete arseholes guide to handling chicks

                          i will say this... everything in the book i have seen work
                          flawlessly for certian friends of mine... and i'm still tring to get myself to act like them.... esp seeing i'm pretty much the total oppisite of them and just the type this book was designed to help
                          Virus, King of the Basement Trollz has spoken

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                          • breg
                            mean & hateful, fat & ugly
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1037

                            #14
                            Ahhhh, women. Figure them out and be a god among men.

                            Thank god the internet has free porn...
                            Giant flying dogs are gonna give you a flame-thrower enema!!!

                            SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS!!!!!!!!

                            Chuff!!! Chuff!!!

                            ABQHC

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                            • edweird
                              IP lawsuits > innovation
                              • Dec 2001
                              • 1859

                              #15
                              Actually we worked this out long ago...

                              Disclaimer: This is all stuff that came out of a several day bender and should be taken VERY lightly... (For the rest of us its serious :P)

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