impossible eating tasks

[elpimpo]

drink a gallon of whole milk in an hour and keep it down- true
6 saltines in a minute- false
hold down a tablespoon of cinamon- false (still want to try it)
a jar of horseraddish in 10 minutes- false

i got all of these from fhm so thats how i know some of them can be done. ive personally only tried the crackers, but ive had many friends try the milk one. i was wondering if anyone had any other impossible eating tasks for me.

ive got a buddy here that is a foriegn exchange student from australia. we are getting this kid to do some pretty crazy stuff and i want to get him to do more.

[Morally0Confused]

me and my friends do this thing called a milk challange
drink a gallon of milk as fast as you can
record is 12 min 42 seconds
p.s. no one has held the gallon down
alot of the times people are drinking between puking

[elpimpo]

the true milk chalenge is drinking a gallon of whole milk and keeping it down in under an hour. but yours sounds like hellafun.

[Morally0Confused]

it really is hard most people can get the half gallon done without puking. then that feeling hits and up it comes then you gotta have the stomach to keep on chugging.
my best is 28 min was hella hard to get under 30
but from what ive read its just that the human body cannot handle a gallon of milk

[elpimpo]

yeah my buddy got with in like 2.5 inches of the bottom before he puked, he had 15 mintues left. the kid still wants to try it cause he thinks if he didnt eat so much he could get ur done

[Resist148]

6 saltines in a minute ? Thats easy as hell I could do double that.

[MrWallen]

Originally posted by Resist148
6 saltines in a minute ? Thats easy as hell I could do double that.

Lol, yeah right, 6 IS possible, 7 isn't. If you could do double that I'd give you a cookie.

But seriously, it's not possible.

[Resist148]

everythings possible im sure people said eating so and so hotdogs were impossible and look now we have hotdog eating contests

[MrWallen]

With the milk I'm pretty sure it's a biological thing, you're body cannot physically keep down that much milk.

[dansim]

Originally posted by Resist148
6 saltines in a minute ? Thats easy as hell I could do double that.

without drinking anything while eating the crackers, we used to do it in the army with mre crackers it was 30 seconds for 1 cracker or 60 for both(these are big crackers) no one could do it

[Branchvillian]

I have done 8 saltines in one minute, that's how everyone told me the real bet went. They said I had to do 8, so I did. Just power them down without chewing. Chewing gets your mouth too dry to swallow, so get them soggy in your mouth and just down them.

[GA Devil]

Table spoon of salt.

[fire1811]

oh you have been reading....umm either Maxim, Stuff, or FHM cant remember which it was just in

[GA Devil]

lol the salt thing we used to try back when i was in the army.

[argnot]

You cant hold down the milk cause you actually get lactic (sp?) poisoning. SOmething like that I cant recall the name at the moment.